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It's Sunday, June 11

The nice weather did not last. 
It rained most of the day. We have pretty good drainage here,
but I do feel sorry for the people in the South, who have to
cope with all the water that flows their way.

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Roy was going to bed the other night when Carla told him that he had left the light on in the shed. She could see it from the bedroom window. As Roy looked for himself, he saw that there were people in the shed taking things. He phoned the police, but they told him that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available, probably in the morning. Roy said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello. I just called you a minute ago because of a burglary in progress in my shed in the back yard of 234 Oak street. Well, you don't have to worry about them now. I'm shooting them all. If somebody does come over, I'll be in the shed, just in case one of those crooks isn't quite dead and needs another shot." Within five minutes there were a dozen police cars surrounding the shed, and a SWAT team, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers later asked Roy: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" Roy replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available! And if you had not shown up, I would have had to!"
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Elsinore Re: Connectivity Dear Webby, I read that the average connection speed for home users in Korea is 20 Gbps. Is that just propaganda? If it is true, what can we do to get the same speed here? Elsinore Dear Elsinore It is true indeed, for South Korea. North Korea, just like the US, is not in the top 10 for HOME connectivity speed. South Korea uses mostly Cable and wireless, and almost no Internet over phone lines. They don't have to cope with the huge distances we have in North America, and their fiber and cable networks are fairly new. About all you can do is move to an area, where you can get TV cable. With TV-cable 20 Gbps is not a big deal, except when you talk to the ISP. They want you to pay a lot more for that, even though the difference between 2 and 20 Gbps is just a software setting, not different hardware. As long as there is no real competition, they charge whatever they can get away with. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Groan Alert! A man went to see his eye doctor, who told him he had a case of myopera and would have to wear contract lenses. That's a lot better than his friend, who had had a cadillac removed. Still, when he worked at his computer, he would have to watch out for harbor tunnel syndrome. He worried that his authoritis of the joints might be a signal of Old Timer's disease and fretted that a genital heart defect was causing trouble with his duodemon.

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