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It's Monday, June 13

Today the postal service here in Canada goes onto a 3 day
per week schedule in urban areas. 

How did that come about?
The people hit back at the union, trying to hold our mail for 
"Fine, if you want to play terrorist, then we will simply not 
use the mail. There ARE alternatives nowadays!"

Most likely next week they will be cut to two days per week.
And then the lay-offs will start. "Due to the low volume of
mail, your sevices are no longer required."

Seems to be the end of traditional unions holding the
population for ransom.

Have FUN!

If you can help with the server cost
please donate what you can!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Travis Edwin Huffman, 25, and his mother, Kimberly "Butterbean" Meadows, 43, of Porter, Texas Man texts cop in drug deal PORTER, Texas, June 8 (UPI) -- Texas police say a mother and son were arrested on narcotics charges by an officer who received the son's text message outlining a drug deal. A police statement said Travis Edwin Huffman, 25, of Porter, Texas, allegedly was trying to arrange the sale of narcotic pain pills but mis-sent his intended text to the phone of a Montgomery County police officer. Precinct 4 undercover narcotics investigators Lt. Mark Seals and Sgt. Ricky Warwick arranged a buy Tuesday in the parking lot of the Porter Walmart. After Huffman sold police hydrocodone pills out of his car, he was arrested, KTRK-TV, Houston, reported Wednesday. Police then went to the home Huffman shared with his mother, Kimberly "Butterbean" Meadows, 43, where they found marijuana. After police took Meadows into custody for the marijuana, she allegedly told them she gave Huffman the hydrocodone pills to sell so they would split the proceeds. Huffman allegedly corroborated his mother's statement and both mother and son are now charged with delivery of a controlled substance, the TV station said. "We've arrested a large number of people for selling narcotics in East County, but this is the first time I can recall a dealer who was contacting us to set up a transaction," Police Constable Kenneth Hayden said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Kim K Re: Unreliable subscription Dear Webby, Why is my subscription so unreliable? I usually get your newsletter about twice a week, some others once a week or once every two weeks, but I get spam every day of the week.And now and then, I get the same subscription twice in the same day! What can I do about that? Kim K. Dear Kim That is about normal for Hotmail users.They use a totally insane quota system. When a certain number of emails have arrived from any one block of IP numbers, all further ones are blocked for the rest of the day. If you go around and shoot all the other subscribers with ho'mail addresses, then you would get your subscription every day. However, some of them might not like that and shoot back. So I don't recommend that method. Victims of Yahoo have similar problems, except with Yahoo, there is no discernible method to their madness. In both cases, I recommend that you get a Gmail address on the side for important stuff. You can continue using ho'mail and Yahoo for cyber sex and for getting onto the mailing lists of spammers, but at least you have one reliable address for utility bills and for subscriptions. Gmail addresses are free, and easy to customize. AND, you can handle your Gmail with any full featured POP email program. Have FUN! DearWebby
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