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Good Morning,  !
It's Tuesday, June 14

Now Air Canada is going on strike too. I am sure WestJet will
be happy to hear that and probably will buy another dozen jets 
to cope with the extra business.

Like the post office, Air Canada is stuck with exorbitant 
pensions negotiated a long time ago, when profits were fat 
and the number of retirees small.

Now the profits are slim, and they currently have 26,000 workers
supporting 29,000 pensioners. That just does not work out,
and everybody knows, the company has to either put a stop
to that, or declare bankruptcy. 

The unions don't care. They just want to show their power
like terrorists, and insist on pensions like senators. 

They are not getting any sympathy anywhere. Expect the
Air Canada strike to last a while!

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Having trouble with the doctor's notes on an emergency case which read, "Shot in the lumbar region," the poor girl was flustered and at her wit's end. At last she thought she had it figured out and brightened up as she typed up the record, "Wounded in the woods."
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Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together. The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. "Noah took unto himself a wife," he began, "and she was" - he turned the page to continue - "three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high." He paused, scratched his head, turned the page back, read it silently, and turned the page again. Then he looked up at his congregation and said, "I've been reading this old Bible for near fifty years, but there are some things in it that are a bit hard to believe."
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Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do an awful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. But there are also some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the real reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."


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