Fake eBay info requests 

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Your government does not really have a monopoly on dumb 
decisions, it just looks that way. Russia is quite eagerly 
competing for the top spot.

They just declared parsley as a dangerous drug.
Yes, common parsley, the stuff ALL kids hate and that adults
eat to freshen their breath and get a few vitamines cheaply.

The Russina Government has not quite understood that the 
importer of the narcotics test device meant, that strong aromatic 
oils like those in parsley can cause false positives. 

By the time that got through Russian Parliament, parsley
was a forbidden drug. 

Forbidden Drug

I am sure all toddlers will appreciate that! 
They have traditionally eyed that stuff with great suspicion.

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Helga Re: Info request from eBay Dear Webby, I got this email from ebayupdate.com asking for all kinds of personal information, credit card and bank info, and even my mother's maiden name. It looks suspicious to me! Unless you tell me it is OK, I won't fill it out. Thanks Helga Dear Helga I got the same spam too. If you peek into the header of that spam, you will see that it is just some sleazy crook and not connected to Ebay at all. You can report it to spoof@ebay.com, or just trash it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Three guys, a Newfie, a Quebecker and a New Yorker had shore leave from their jobs on a tanker. They were walking along the dunes a mile from the beach. As it happens so often in this type of joke, they came across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," said the Genie. The New Yorker said: "I want to have the biggest @#$% tanker in the world and I want it right @#$%& here!" With a blink of the Genie's eye and an ear shattering boom, a half mile long tanker landed in the sand dunes in front of him. Seems the Genie was not impressed by the profanity. Next the Quebecker spoke up: "I love my home, La Belle Provence Quebec, but it is being ruined by tourists who don't even speak French. I want a wall all around it that is impenetrable to tourists" Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Quebec, so tall that they can see it from where they are on the shores of Newfoundland. The Newfie then asked: "I'm very curious. Please tell me about this wall !" The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 100 feet thick and completely surrounds the Quebec; no person can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." "Hmm, well, in that case, fill up the space within them thar walls with Screech, and have a tap for me right here." (Screech is Newfie Moonshine, a VERY alcoholic liquid that tastes like a combination of bitter rum barrel drippings and JP4. The "tame" version of screech, that is sold at Govt Liquor Stores, can not be used to power jets. )
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