Which type of domain name is best? 

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Erik Gotimer, 24, in Framington, MA Framingham man charged with driving stolen Benz A Framingham man who was arrested in Ashland and accused of driving a stolen Mercedes Benz while smoking marijuana complained to police about them ending his fun, a prosecutor said in Framingham District Court yesterday. After police arrested Erik Gotimer, 24, at 9:11 p.m. Tuesday, he told them, "Man, you guys ruined my buzz, can't smoke no more weed tonight," prosecutor Maggie Pastuszak said during Gotimer's arraignment. An Ashland officer was on patrol when his automated license-plate reader indicated that a Mercedes sedan was listed as being stolen, the prosecutor said. The officer stopped the car on Holmes Road. "(The officer) asked the operator (Gotimer) if he knew why he was being stopped," Pastuszak said. "He said, 'They (his passengers) have nothing to do with it, and they have no idea.' " The officer was "overwhelmed" by the smell of marijuana coming from the car, the prosecutor said. The officer told Gotimer that the car was stolen, and Gotimer said he had borrowed it from a friend, whom he did not name. "He said, 'I had a feeling it was stolen,' " Pastuszak said. According to a police report filed in court, the car was stolen earlier in the day in Framingham when the owner said she accidentally left the keys inside. Gotimer, of 105 Irving St., was charged with larceny of a vehicle, driving under the influence of marijuana and driving without a license. Pastuszak asked Judge Benjamin Barnes to hold Gotimer on $500 bail. She said he had been convicted seven times in the past and had 10 probation violations. He also skipped court appearances at least three times. "There is concern, based on his record, that he will not show up at his next court date," she said. Gotimer has a lengthy rap sheet containing various charges from beating up his pregnant girlfriend to serious drug charges and not showing up in court. Gotimer's lawyer, Meryl Kukura, asked for her client to be released without bail. She said he had a "pretty good" record of showing up for court. Judge Barnes set Gotimer's bail at $150. He is due back in court July 12 for a pretrial conference.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Patty Re: Which domain name ending is best? Dear Webby, I am planning to finally get a web site going. It's getting to the point where even once close family members think I am weird because I don't have a site to put up pictures of the kids and the grandkids and the star pictures we make with the telescope.. What kind of domain should I get, com, net, us, tv, info, name, edu, med, or whatever that alphabet soup is? Thanks Patty Dear Patty Go with a .com That is what people type in without thinking. If they don't get to your site that way, they think your site is down. You don't necessarily need a full domain like webby.com. For your purposes a sub-domain would be just as good, as long as it is a memorable name and does not have a wacky ending. Since you make star pictures, you could for example use patty.martian-underground.com and get that plus 20 MB space for $2 a month. Making the pages is no big deal. Just look for a site that you like, copy it and edit it. EVERY good designer started off that way. Have FUN! DearWebby
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For their 20th anniversary Sue and her husband vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water, everyone got back on the boat, except for Sue and one handsome young man. As she continued her underwater exploring, she noticed that everywhere she swam, he swam. She snorkeled for another 40 minutes. So did he. Sue felt very flattered and, as she took off her fins, she asked him coyly why he had stayed in the water for so long. "I'm the lifeguard," he replied matter-of-factly. "I couldn't get out until you did."

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