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It's Saturday, June 18

Four people replied about the flood situation in their area,
and told me everything was dry where they are. 
That definitely was good to read.

Here it was raining again, but it sure has been a totally 
dry month for responses to ads or donations.
No matter what topic or deal I find for the ads, nobody
seems interested in anything. What ARE you interested in?
Or are you waiting until after next fall's election?

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My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home, my sister blurted out, "Isn't it hard to believe that I have a job that pays this much money?" Just then, she went to toss the last of her ice cream cone out the window. However, they were just passing a big truck and a gust of turbulence blew it back in and stuck it to her nose. Her husband looked at her and calmly replied, "Yes, it IS amazing!"
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: June Re: Locked out of AOL Dear Webby, Love your DearWebby newsletter and must start off each day with it. Frequently, when I am just going online, I get a notice that says, "File cabinet currently in use and cannot be opened." What does that mean? I have the impression that it is telling me that someone else is already online using my address. When my daughter was visiting in Vancouver, she was using my e-mail address with my permission so she could let me know her ETA for coming home. When I turned the computer on, I got a message that the computer was already in use and that only one person could access it at a time. I received the e-mail from her a few minutes later when I was able to go online. Are those two statements the same? Are they telling me that someone else has access to my password and is checking out my mail in my box? I am confused. Keep up your good work, and stay well. It sounds like you are doing all the right things to regain your health. June Dear June Yes, that sounds like an AOL "feature". Quite possibly your daughter or somebody else is using your password. Try getting online at other times, when the mystery user is sleeping, and change your password, before the mystery user does that, and locks you out. Have FUN! DearWebby

My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home, my sister blurted out, "Isn't it hard to believe that I have a job that pays this much money?" Just then, she went to toss the last of her ice cream cone out the window. However, they were just passing a big truck and a gust of turbulence blew it back in and stuck it to her nose. Her husband looked at her and calmly replied, "Yes, it IS amazing!"
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A cashier In the grocery store held up a small dairy carton and yelled to an older co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?" Without a moment's hesitation and in a very patient voice, the other cashier replied, "One half plus one half is one." (for those on other continents, our "Half and Half" is half milk, half cream.)
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A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty- fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty- five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Further, he told me he had embezzled money from his place of business and had an affair with his boss's wife. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that, and I had, indeed come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people." Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

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