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Good Morning,  !
It's Monday, June 20

I envy those of you, who live in an area, where you have a 
choice of ISPs and especialy those, who have cable. 

Sunday afternoon lightning hit something not too far away, 
resulting in a few seconds of power outage. Everything here 
came back normal, but there was no Internet.

Two hours after the DSL went down, it mysteriously came back on. 

Great! I will be able to send the newsletters out after all!

Some days I wish I had chosen a career as a street sweeper.
I would be eating a lot better, and worry a lot less.

Have FUN!
DearWebby



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Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, Bill again contacted the phone company and told them there was no longer a rush. The phone was now working fine... except that all money was being returned upon completion of each call. A brand new and working phone was installed within the hour!
Gramma Liz went to her first show at an art gallery and was looking at the paintings. One was a huge canvas that was black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting was a murky gray color with drips of purple paint streaked across it. Gramma Liz walked over to the artist and said, "I don't understand your paintings." "I paint what I feel inside me," the artist explained. Gramma Liz looked at the paintings again, then just before stalking off sait to him: "If you can't learn to cook, at least eat your pizza before it turns green!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Akira Kirk, 32, in Milwaukee Drunk, no license, no insurance, with 11 kids in car A 32 year-old woman was drunk with twice the legal limit with 11 kids inside the Dodge Durango when she hit the cement wall and flipped the SUV. The crash happened at 2 p.m. Saturday afternoon when Akira Kirk slammed into a cement wall.. Akira Kirk told police, ďIím drunk, arrest me.Ē Sheriff David Clarke does not want to let her off with a warning. Clarke says that Akira Kirk does not have a driverís license, and doesnít have insurance either. He says Akira Kirk is lucky that five of the children only suffered minor injuries. Kirk says she became distracted trying to stop children in the back seat from arguing and fighting. Kirk is now charged with two misdemeanors, for a first-time DUI with children under 16 in her vehicle -- and three felony counts of second-degree reckless endangerment. In Wednesday's court appearance, Kirk's public defender suggested other causes for the accident besides the 24-ounce can of beer she admitted she drank before driving. One of those suggested causes: mechanical failure. Since he is paid by the tax payers anyway, he is going to try to blame Dodge for not steering the vehicle, while the drunk Kirk was refereein the fighting on the back seat. The Sheriff says someone gave Akira Kirk the vehicle, and they are trying to figure out if that person knew that Kirk wasnít supposed to be driving, and was drunk. Clarke says there should be charges for that person too. Angela Kirk, the driverís mother, said: ďI could care less about people being outraged because they donít know my daughter. This was a mistake that she made, but I donít think they should keep her for this.Ē Her mother obviously needs a Bonehead Award too!
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Fiona Re: Which FireFox is the best? Dear Webby, I agree that FireFox version 4 may be fast, but crashes too often. So, which version is the best? I don't need a lot of speed, but I don't want it crashing more than once a month. Fiona Dear Fiona In that case, I would recommend FireFox 3.6.15. It is rock solid, even if you have lots of tabs open. You can get 3.6.15 from http://www.oldapps.com/firefox.php?old_firefox=109 Have FUN! DearWebby
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The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he demanded. "I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'" "Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!" "I did," replied his wife. "He said 'You look great from here too.'"
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "Very little peer pressure."
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A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied "I play at it, it's a very frustrating game, but I love it." The doctor told him that the next time he played, he should use an imaginary ball. The golfer was a little embarrassed, but he decided to give it a try. So he went out on a week day so his normal golfing buddies wouldn't see him, and proceeded to tee up an imaginary ball. Lo and behold, he birdied the first hole! He was playing the best game he had ever played, with birdie or eagle on every hole, as he approached the 9th green. Another single gentleman had been playing ahead of him and watching this game with much curiosity. The second golfer waited before he teed off on the 10th hole and asked the first golfer if he would like to join him. They did, and as they played the 10th hole, the second golfer asked him what he was doing. The first golfer explained that his doctor had told him to play a round of golf with an imaginary ball to relieve his stress, and it was working. Well, of course, the second golfer said he had stress and asked if it would be all right to play with an imaginary ball, also. The first golfer said "Sure!" They now approach the 18th hole, short par 4, and both men are tied to this point in their round. The second golfer teed his imaginary ball, took a stroke, and started jumping up and down shouting, "Ace! I win!" The first golfer only turned to him, smiled, and said "No, I won. That was my ball you aced."

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