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Good Morning,  !
It's Monday, June 27

Today the postal workers get to go back to work. 
The NDP (Canada's equivalent of ACORN) kept them on the
picket lines as long as they could by filibustering and wasting
time in parliament. Since the NDP doesn't really have a mandate
to swat a mosquito, the government simply outlasted them, and
when their silly filibustering ended, ordered the union back 
to work. 

Quite predictably, the back to work order was not as generous 
as the Post Office's previous offer had been. The government 
had listened to the people and decided that a noisier union is 
no reason to pay mail sorters more than they pay the cops.

Quite likely this will be the beginning of the end of unions
holding companies for ransom, just because they are big and
noisy, and eventually we will become competitive on world
markets again.

Have FUN!

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Her husband had passed on and the new widow was so distraught that she sought out a spiritualist who told her that her husband was just fine. She added further that he was eagerly awaiting a reunion with her. "Is there anything he needs ?" the distraught woman asked, between tears. The spiritualist went into a transient state, then replied, "He says he'd love a carton or two of cigarettes." "I'll send some cartons immediately." the woman said joyfully. "But did he say where I should send them ?" "No." replied the Seer somberly, and added with an evil grin: "But he didn't ask for matches." "Oh GREAT!" exclaimed the woman."Then he is either with Zeus and the eternal olympic flame, or with Thor, the god of thunder and lighning!"
A big-game photographer went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. He picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the husband. "Those old lions are pretty tough. He'll be OK."
Smokey Sunset Click through the picture to the large version. The fire is northwest of Calgary near Sundre, but today the wind changed and blew the smoke this way.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Cierra Baughcum, 28 in Clayton County, GA .392 demolition cruise by GA mother with 2 kids in car A Clayton County woman is in jail on charges of driving drunk and child endangerment after she allegedly wiped out a neighborhood picnic area while her two young children were in the car with her, Channel 2 Action News reports. Cierra Baughcum had a blood-alcohol content of .392 percent -– nearly five times the legal limit -– when she was arrested Tuesday afternoon in the Mill Mobile Home Park in Rex. Clayton County police said the 28-year-old woman had her children, ages 4 and 6, with her when she drove her Camaro through the picnic area of the mobile home park, obliterating two picnic tables. She then allegedly drove under a fence and through a ditch and the wrong way on Ga. Freeway 42. Baughcum drove back into the mobile home park and crashed into the stairs of the property’s leasing office. What really troubled people in the mobile home park is the incident happened around 4 p.m., and that Baughcum's 4- and 6-year-old kids were in the car during the entire wild ride. "They were in the back seat of the vehicle," Sally Huskey said. "No car seats. No booster seats. No seat belts." ”She was just sitting in the car … humped over and crying and all that and she couldn't even hardly get out of the car,” park maintenance man Rusty White told Channel 2. Actually, at .392 very few people can still walk. The woman was charged with driving under the influence, reckless driving, driving on the wrong side of the road, striking a fixed object, two counts of child endangerment and two counts of child restraint, authorities said. Her bond was set at $10,500 during a first appearance.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Helen Re: File explorer custom view Dear Webby can you tell me how to stop lists in Windows Explorer from coming up with large icons? Every time I go to Explorer I have to tell it to view the directory in a "List". Would LOVE to put a stop to that! Thanks for you help again! Helen Dear Helen here is what I do: First I customize a view to my liking, (I set it to show details) then I click on TOOLS FolderOptions Classic in it's own window Double-click VIEW check and uncheck things to my liking check Remember each folder's view settings Then click on the big button that says: APPLY TO ALL FOLDERS then hit OK. Close Explorer, and open it again. However, some bug in Windows still makes it occasionally forget that and you have to set it like that again. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A friend was laid up at home with the flu. His fiancee called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to him. He declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told him, "Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest of our lives making each other sick!"
Daily tip from Repainting Old Furniture If you are like me and tend to tire of your possessions easily, it pays to go to thrift shops and garage sales for shopping. I pay $5 for a beat up old coffee table or chair, sand it down and paint it. After I'm done with it in a few years or so, it still looks like new, I place it in my own garage sale for $15. I have never lost money on this technique, usually I make about two to three times the money. I get to change my decor often without spending much money. It is so much fun to make something look so different! By Susan from Elkhart, IN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
The preacher said: "There's no such thing as a perfect woman. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect woman, stand up." Nobody stood up. "Those who have ever known a perfect man, stand up." One demure little man stood up. "Did you ever know an absolutely perfect man?" he asked, somewhat disbelieving. "I didn't know him personally," replied the little man, "but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife's first husband."
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Groan Alert: Ben Kebobi and Luke Flyswatter are having a Chinese supper. Ben picks up the chopsticks and starts eating. Luke is having problems, there is food over his face, his clothes, and the table, but not much in his mouth. "What should I do?" he asks Ben. "Use the forks, Luke!"

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