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Good Morning,  !
It's Wednesday, June 29

Had a bit of a scare today. My car has a different key for the 
ignition, because the lock wore out a couple of years ago and the
mechanic could not be bothered to key the replacement lock to
the old key. So I have the ignition key on one key ring, 
and the trunk key on another one.

As I was putting my two July bags of groceries into the trunk, 
somehow the trunk key slipped out of my hand. By the time I
got into the car and realized, what must have happened, it was
too late.

My house key is also on that ring. So, when I got home, I had
to burgle into my house. I did find a spare trunk key and got
it open.
No key ring visible.
Instead of panicking, I decided to put the groceries away.
Finally, at the very bottom of the second bag, there was the 
key ring. 

After that, I sure was tempted to sit out in the shade and wind
and have a smoke to celebrate, but decided to sit out there
and NOT smoke, was a bigger celebration.

Have FUN!

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Natasha Larson, 34, Bradenton, Florida Wife Busted For Craigslist Harass Of Husband’s Ex JUNE 24--In a bid to harass her new husband’s former wife, a Florida woman placed a phony ad on Craigslist that purported to seek men willing to stop by the ex-spouse’s home since she needed “to be thrown around a little bit and to be dominated, that is exciting for me.” The ad, placed in February, resulted in a stream of unwanted suitors arriving at the home of Tracy Wilder, who also received phone calls and text messages from unknown men who said they were replying to “an ad on Craigslist in the casual encounters section ‘women4men,’” according to a Bradenton Police Department report. One man who called Wilder said that he had replied to the ad and had exchanged e-mails with someone using the address wilderthnuno@gmail.com. During that correspondence, the man said, he was provided with Wilder’s home address and phone number. He also gave Wilder a copy of the original Craigslist ad, entitled “Adventerous Couple,” which claimed that, “I also like to take charge sometimes but I need a strong man to keep me in check. My boyfriend Matt lives with me but he is open to my need to explore.” After Wilder contacted police, investigators subpoenaed records from Google for the wilderthnuno@gmail.com e-mail account. The documents revealed that the account was created on February 18, the day the fake Craigslist ad was posted. Google also provided the IP address from which the account was created, which resulted in the subsequent issuance of a subpoena to Verizon for subscriber information corresponding to that IP number. Verizon records showed that Wilder’s ex-husband, Donald Larson, had been assigned the IP in question at a Sarasota address. During the execution of a June 15 search warrant at the home, Natasha Larson, Donald’s wife, admitted posting the phony Craigslist ad in Wilder’s name. Additionally, Larson, 34, “admitted that she had spoken with several unknown persons’ through e-mail inviting them to meet her at the victim’s home address for a sexual encounter and giving out the victim’s personal cell phone number.” As a result, Larson--pictured in the above mug shot--was arrested yesterday and charged with criminal use of identification information, a felony. She was released from custody after posting $1500 bond. The police report does not indicate why Larson targeted her husband’s former wife, though investigators did note that when Wilder first contacted cops about the fake ad, she did say that she suspected Larson was responsible for the Craigslist posting.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bill Re: DropBox and SugarSync Webby, Fanny could also use something like Dropbox or Sugarsync. These are free, secure, and much easier to use than a thumb drive, plus you don't go off and forget it! It's also better than having to upload to a web site. All you have to do is drop a file into Dropbox or Sugarsync and the rest is automatic. Files are then accessible on multiple computers if that's what you want. Might work for Fanny and others. I have found both to be very helpful. Bill Dear Bill Drop box and Sugarsync are rather limited, and unfortunately, they do tend to lose stuff. The dumbest thing one can do is shift-drag pictures from a camera onto drop-box. It will delete them from the camera quite reliably, but they don't always wind up in their drop box. Even my own father did that, but only once. With a web site, you drag them there, as if you were dragging them to a different folder, and you see them at the destination. Plus you can edit files. The server is just a computer in addition to the ones at work and at home. You are in control of your filing, and you can set up any file structure you want for permanent and semi-permanent stuff. It's a whole class more versatile than a drop box. Have FUN! DearWebby
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