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Today is Sunday, July 3

Time to mow again. I get to skip parts, because the clower has bloomed
and I want to get the clover seed to toss into areas, where the 
dandylions were. Clover seems to be tough enough to take over.

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The wife appeared at the breakfast table in curlers and a worn bathrobe. The husband looked up from his newspaper and said, "Why can't you dress for breakfast like you did before we got married?" "I'm married now!" she snapped back. "And I'm not pregnant any more!"
After 50 years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. "Yes, Jake, you were," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back."
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Vicky Re: Waterproof keyboard Dear Webby, A friend mentioned that you once wrote about a waterproof keyboard. I need one for the greenhouse. It's no problem having the computer and monitor behind glass in the seed room, but the keyboard has to be out where I work. Is there something that would not die in a week? Vicky Dear Vicky Yes, sure. The GrandTec Virtually Indestructible keyboard can handle that for years, or until you wear the letters off the keys. A small one, without the numeric keypad, is $20, and they have a bunch of different versions all the way up to one with a built in "mouse" for $70. They are not bullet proof, but liquids don't bother them, and you can step on them and even drive over them. They are absolutely silent, no clackity-clack. One word of caution, though: Make absolutely sure, that the model and version you select, has the arrow keys in the format that you are used to. For example, if you are used to an inverted T format of the arrow keys, you woud get really frustrated if you accidentally select a different format. You can get those keyboards at TigerDirect and some of the bigger computer stores. Have FUN! DearWebby
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From Irene Dear Webby, you once had that "Mom taught me" series. Can youi please run it again? Thanks Irene Sure, Irene Here it is: MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!" MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of that carpet!" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!" MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC "Because I said so, that's why!" MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident." MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about!" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER "It looks like a tornado went through your room!" MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY "I've told you a million times, - don't exaggerate!" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!" MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" And most of all..... MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"
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One morning a local highway department crew reached their job site and realized they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation. The supervisor radios back and says, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels... tell them to just lean on each other until the shovels arrive."
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