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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, July 7

Thank you, John!

This was originally a Bonehead Award nomination, 
but I think it is a lot more serious than that!
Amish Farmer Raided at Gun Point
Dan Allgyer, an Amish farmer, was recently caught in an FDA 
sting operation. His farm was raided at gun point, and eventually 
the Department of Justice, at the behest of FDA, filed suit in 
Federal District Court to obtain an injunction prohibiting Allgyer 
from transporting and selling raw milk across state lines.

This isn't the first time the FDA has spent US tax dollars to 
violently clamp down on "illegal interstate commerce," by organic 
milk farmers, all under the guise of doing their job and 
protecting the public's health.

FDA food safety chief and former Monsanto lawyer Michael Taylor 
and FDA Milk Gestapo raid Amish farmer at gun point:
Milk Gestapo

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The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said:" What are your golf clubs doing here"? He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, well then, let it read "Fred Brown died." Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a six word minimum for all obituaries. She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, "Fred Brown's golf clubs for sale." They will know.
Thanks to Kay for this picture: Click through the picture to the large version. Sunset over the lake July 4, 2011 I thought you might enjoy this beautiful sunset. Kay
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Dillon Livingston, 26, of Newington, Conn Drugs fall from buttocks at traffic stop WEST HARTFORD, Conn. (UPI) -- Police in Connecticut said a motorist pulled over for not wearing his seat belt was arrested after drugs concealed in his buttocks fell out of his clothes. West Hartford authorities said Dillon Livingston, 26, of Newington was pulled over while allegedly driving without his seat belt at about 9:15 p.m. Thursday and the bags of heroin and cocaine fell from his clothes while he was being questioned, The Hartford (Conn.) Courant reported Tuesday. Livingston, who was charged with failure to wear a seat belt and illegal possession, was released on $2,500 bail and is due in court July 14.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Brigit Re: Copyright Symbol Dear Webby, How do you make the copyright symbol that you put on some of your pictures ? I am trying to write a neat little copyright notice like that onto a bunch of pictures, but pasting it does not look good. Thanks Brigit Dear Brigit There are some programs like for example "CopyRightLeft" that will do that for entire batches of pictures, but I prefer to take care of each picture individually. If you have light/dark alternating areas in the default signature area, the batch programs make an illegible mess. By doing it manually you can select a better spot. If you use for example the Arial font for the notice, then the copyright symbol is ALT 0169 and it's just another normal character that changes exactly the same way as the other characters when you change font size, style or color. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity at least three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband." The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week. The 78-year-old husband replied, "Which days?" The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday would be ideal." The husband said, "I can bring her on Monday, but on Wednesdays and Fridays I golf, so she'll have to take the bus."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Make Envelopes From Magazines I have done this for years. Our library has magazines in their bookstore for a quarter each. After I read them, I make envelopes from the most colorful pages and tear out all the cologne ads (woman's magazines) that have the scent under the flap. When I am ready to mail a handmade card or letter I lift the tab on the scent and rub it on the inside of my magazine made envelope. Makes it a pleasant surprise for the recipient. There are several envelope templates for downloading on the web available for free. The larger the magazine pages, the more choices you have for your envelope size. I have also used maps and old sheet music. You will need to add a label for the address. I use my return address sticker to seal the envelope in the back. Food, art, garden, travel, and animal magazines have some great photos. Source: My idea as far as using the scents. Envelopes from magazines have been around for some time. By NoRulesArt from FL http://www.thriftyfun.com/ http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
On a curvy mountain highway late one night, Bob was complaining about the car behind us. "That guy must be drunk!" he said. "Every time I move over to let him pass, he slows down. When I get back on the road, he gets closer and stays on my tail." Thirty minutes later, the car turned on a set of flashing blue lights. Coming up to his window, the officer said, "Sir, I'd like you to take an alcohol test. You've been swerving on and off the road for half an hour." ------------------- That happened to me too once. However, I knew the road and decided to outrun the "drunk". His buddies were waiting for me in the next town in the morning, when I stopped for coffee.
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I saw two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

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