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Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, July 11

Dimitris from Atlantic Inkjet just told me that even Al Qaeda have 
arguments over toner cartridges. According to an article by 
The Voice of America, the US militaryís Harmony database 
showed the terrorist organisationís members argue over 
cartridge use.

The US database apparently also offered an insight into many 
other details of the groupís "business" side, including "financial 
record storage and the hiring process for terrorists" and they 
even take into account "prior experience and references".

Some of the arguments recorded were about how to use toner 
cartridges for bombs, believe it or not.  Makes you wonder what
THEY are smoking!

Toner Cartridges, if one recalls, were used in a failed bomb 
attack last October, when some idiots in Yemen sent HP
printers with tampered toner cartridges, addressed to a 
lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgender Synagogue in Chicago.
Somebody talked, and the tampered cartridges were removed
in Saudi Arabia and England. They did not blow up.

While the FAA and British air patrol authorities have some 
restrictions on passengers taking toner cartridges with them 
as carry-on on a flight, toner cartridges are sold every day 
by thousands of retailers and wholesalers like Atlantic
Inkjet .com
to Millions of end users who use them for what they are intended.

I just got toner cartridges for my DELL 1320c from 
Atlantic Inkjet.com, a lot faster than expected. 
Well, unlike ink, toner cartridges don't dry out or go bad. 
They just contain a dry powder anyway. 

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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Do you want to reverse your electrical meter and power bill? You CAN! Legally! Not a sneaky gimmick, not turning things off or down, just simple know-how. The Power 4 Home system shows and explains every step. If you are still paying for electricity, then this is for YOU!

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
After trying a new shampoo for the first time a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items. "Well, what do you think" his wife asked smiling. "Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to Chrysler!"
A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting." "Oh," said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck." The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation, "My wife's expecting." The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the weekend off." When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed. "Yes, sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting." "What in heaven is she expecting?" yelled the Officer. "Me." said the soldier simply.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Dylan Muscio, 19, in Waterton, Conn Teen posts his vandalism on Facebook Watertown, Conn. - A 19-year-old Watertown bonehead was arrested after posting a two-minute video on Facebook that shows him ramming his car into trash cans set out along a quiet street. Watertown police say Dylan Muscio slammed the Subaru station wagon he was driving into two trash cans on Kimberly Lane before posting the video online. Detectives said Muscio and an unidentified passenger intentionally rammed into garbage cans with the car. "It's a little scary. It looks like the video was during the day, and we have kids here playing all the time, " Rinaldi said. Video
From the Tech Support Pits: From: William Re: Why Eudora Dear Webby, When I use Google mail from my google home page, there is a choice between clicking on inbox and getting the less useful version or clicking on mail just above which gives the full google mail including folders etc , spell check and everything I find on any other mail program. that, of course, is not web browsing, since the mail is downloaded. Google also tells me I am using 536 MP of my 7602 MB of storage. Most of the seems to be folders and mail. I can't understand how Eudora might be better, but I was contented with Pine for sometime. Dear William Eudora and all the "full featured" email programs allow you to file mail in different "mailboxes", for example one box for your electrical bills, one for mail from your lover, one for each of your banks, etc. Plus LOTS of other features that neither Pine nor Gmail have. If Eudora is to intimidating with all it's features, you can try Alpine. That is the full featured version of Pine. Or Outlook Express. I don't personally recommend that one, but it is already on your computer, and Gmail has a nice picture tutorial on how to set it up for handling your Gmail. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A man was going to the dentist to get some teeth pulled. The dentist was about to give the man some local anesthesia to numb the pain. "Don't give me any drugs doc, having a tooth pulled is relatively easy, and it's quick.", the man said. The doctor pulled the first tooth out and the man just grunted. Then the doctor attempted to pull the second tooth, only this one snapped in half and the dentist knocked another tooth out with his pliers. But again the man just grunted. "Wow, that sure is a lot of pain just to grunt at, have you ever felt pain like that before?" asked the amazed dentist. "Well, twice actually." said the man, "The first time was when I was out in the woods and had to take use a washrom really bad. The sit-down type. I pulled down my pants and jumped over this log. Just then a bear trap closed on my balls and I started running...." "Damn that must have hurt." the dentist interrupted. "What was the second time?" "Oh, that would have been when the bear trap came to the end of it's chain."
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