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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, July 14

Thanks to dedicated scrimping and saving I thought I was
going to be able to pay the phone bill on time, for a change.

My car must have been listening.

The cooling system had been a bit erratic for some time,
but I thought I could baby it through the summer, and in winter
it won't overheat if I drive gently and keep the heater
running. Well, that dream was not to be.

With a dead waterpump and a stuck thermostat and a bad 
belt idler and slipping belt, it split the radiator.
$800 total cost. 

I used to fix the brass and copper radiators, but aluminum 
and plastic radiators are made to be not repairable. 
And the mechanic, who replaces the parts, gets $80 per

I am going to have to ask him to take me on as a helper,
at least until the car bill is paid.

Have FUN!

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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. --- Oscar Levant
Do you want to reverse your electrical meter and power bill? You CAN! Legally! Not a sneaky gimmick, not turning things off or down, just simple know-how. The Power 4 Home system shows and explains every step. If you are still paying for electricity, then this is for YOU!

Two-year-old Paige was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Paige kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed. With about six other patients waiting, Paige marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!"
A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Those of my faith," said the minister, "believe that life starts when the heart begins to beat." "We take a different view," said the priest. "We believe life starts at the moment of conception." "Well," said the rabbi, "it is our belief that life starts when the kids move out."
I believe the flower in the photo yesterdya was a member of the Kalanchoe family. Thanks for all the good clean Humor you provide each day. I look forward to your humor and advice each morning. Wishing you continued good health. Libby Thanks to Verna from Beechy in Saskatchewan for sending this picture: Click through the picture to the large version.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robert Mecklenborg, 59, State Rep, Ohio Anti-abortion legislator's embarrassing night out Rabid Anti-abortion campaigner Robert Mecklenborg, 59, in Ohio, known for ranting about how women should not have the right to endanger the unborn, endangered a 26 year old woman,who was not his wife or relative, when he was driving drunk, with her at his side. In a way, this isn't exactly breaking news. The events in question happened more than two months ago. However, blogs and news outlets -- and reportedly the House Republican leadership -- found out only now. On Saturday, April 23 -- in the wee hours of the morning after Good Friday -- an Indiana state trooper pulled over Mecklenborg, who was driving in Dearborn County, with temporary Kentucky license plates. The officer stated in his report that he stopped Mecklenborg for a burned-out headlight, but then suspected he was intoxicated after he smelled alcohol and noticed the state rep's "glossy, bloodshot eyes." Mecklenborg refused a chemical test, and then failed three field sobriety tests. After a blood test, he was charged with drunken driving. The 59-year-old married father of three also tested positive for Viagra. Mecklenborg was not alone that evening. His passenger was a 26-year-old woman, an escort from "Concepts" in Indiana, who is neither his wife nor one of his 3 children. In his incident report, the police officer noted that Mecklenborg's inebriated state "endangered a person."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jorge Re: Where do you get "Opentabs" Dear Webby, since I received such great advice last time, I will ask another one....I heard that even reformatiing your hard drive will still leave stuff on your puter, so what free program have you heard about that will erase everything? Does this even apply, or will reformatting work just fine? Thanks in advance! Cass Dear Jorge Looks like now it is called "Save My Tabs" but it still saves them opentabs-Machine-date-time.txt files, like opentabs-WEBBY2-20110713-2133.txt That file has the open tabs from machine WEBBY2 on July 13 / 2011 at 21:33 You can specify the destination and the auto-save frequency. It is quite civilized! You can download and install it from http://snipurl.com/savemytabs or from my tool box at http://webby.com/tools Have FUN! DearWebby
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A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 yr. old son, Little Johnny. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After getting caught in a large group of car's flying down the road she looked at her speedometer to see she was doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that soon left her behind. She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car. Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car. As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?" Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, "I do! Because you couldn't catch the fast cars!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Make Quilt From Old Sweatshirts Sweatshirts can be recycled to make good quilts. They are warm enough that just a backing rather than adding batting may be sufficiently warm if a lightweight quilt is desired. I often alternate sweatshirt materials with jean material. At a thrift store look for 2X and 3X sizes as they have a lot of material in them. You might want to cut around lettering and pictures on the shirts. I prefer buying plain shirts if I can find them. By halstein from Valley City, ND http://www.thriftyfun.com/ http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
As a passenger ship passed a small island, a bearded man could be seen shouting and furiously waving his arms. "Who is that?" a passenger asked the captain. "I have no idea," the captain replied, "But every year when we pass he goes nuts."
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"Good afternoon, Landlord, a pint of Less if you please," said the old man. "Less? Never heard of it," replied the barman. "Oh, come now surely you have," he persisted. "No sorry, we certainly don't stock it. What is it anyway? Some kind of foreign beer?" "Well I'm not sure," admitted the man. "It was the doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink Less."

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