Best way to clean a laptop screen 

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Got the call from the mechanic today: $850
OUCH! Guess I will be walking for the foreseeable future.
That is definitely not in the budget.

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A man from Edinburgh wrote to an English editor, "If you don't stop printing those derogatory Scottish jokes, most of which imply we're cheap, I'm going to quit stealing your stupid newspaper."
Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. "I need to get your weight today," said the nurse. Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt replied, "One hour and 45 minutes!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Shireen Nalley Thanks to Helen for sending the info. Dopey Oklahoman tries to kill store worker, that she believes is Casey Anthony CHOUTEAU, Oklahoma -- An Oklahoma woman believes outrage over the Florida murder case almost cost her her life. The 26-year-old says a crazed woman tried to kill her because the woman thought she was Casey Anthony. It happened in Chouteau last Friday night, July 8, 2011, just days after the Casey Anthony verdict, while Casey Anthony was still in jail. "You look like Casey Anthony!" Shireen Nalley proclaimed. Blackwell works at a convenience store in Chouteau and said Shireen Nalley came in that night around 10 p.m. and looked strange, very suspicious, then left after buying gas. She got off work at 10:30 that night and walked out to her truck, which was parked on the other side of the building, and got inside. "Began to back out and looked and I could tell Shireen Nalley was staring directly at me; I could almost see the whites of her eyes," she recalled. "I proceeded to pull out of the parking lot, and she was right behind me," Sammay said. Blackwell drove a few miles and says Nalley suddenly rammed her van into the back of Blackwell's truck. "I said, 'Oh my God, help me,'" Blackwell told News On 6. She then pulled into a parking lot to get away. "She hit me again, causing my truck to flip two and a half times, landing on the driver's side, and I just laid there playing dead," she said. Blackwell's mother says she'll never forget her daughter's reaction. "I got to her, she was crying, she was shaking, she says, 'Mama, this lady thinks I'm Casey Anthony and she tried to kill me," her mother said. Police chased Shireen Nalley for a while and finally arrested her for assault and battery with a deadly weapon. Shireen Nalley told police she was "trying to save the children." "She said that I was trying to hurt babies, I was killing babies and she was going to stop it before it happened again," Blackwell recalled. "She could have taken me away from my family, my daughter." Blackwell's daughter is also named Caylee -- the only thing Sammay said she has in common with Casey Anthony. "I don't look like her, so what about people who actually do look like her and live closer to Florida, instead of Oklahoma, what's going to happen to those people?" she said. Shireen Nalley is now in the Mayes County Jail on complaints of assault and battery with a deadly weapon, leaving the scene of a vehicle collision, resisting arrest and reckless driving. She is being held on a $25,000 bond. Police say Nalley seemed to be on drugs when they arrested her, however, there is no DUI listed. Sammay Blackwell wants to get a restraining order against Nalley. Blackwell also says she's struggling with Nalley's car insurance right now and claims the company won't cover the damage if Nalley hit her on purpose.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Gretta Re: How to clean laptop screen? Dear Webby When I got my laptop, it came with some dry cleaning cloths and instructions to always use those special dry cleaning cloths for the screen. I would never do that with my glasses or camera lenses, so I hesitate to try that on a screen. What do you sugest? Gretta Dear Gretta I would toss those dry cleaning sheets into the garbage. They just dull and damage the screeen, and force you to buy a new one sooner. Just use regular Windex or equivalent, and a rag from a well washed, old t-shirt or recently washed microfiber cloth. Mist the screen with the Windex, gently wipe it clean. Mist it again, turn the rag and wipe it clean again. That's all there is to it. Just like with your glasses or camera lenses, NEVER wipe it when there is dry and gritty dust on it. Windex will get between the grit and the screen and make it stick to the rag. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself. He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?" The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!" The general turns to his aide and says, "Sign him up -- all the paper work done, everything, do it today!" The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at the second young man and asked, "What skills can you bring to the Air Force?" The young man says, "I chop wood!" "Son," the general replies, "we don't need woodchoppers in the Air Force. What else do you know how to do?" "I chop wood!" "Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to me. We don't need woodchoppers; this is the 21st century!" "Well," the young man says, "you hired my brother!" "Of course we did," says the general, "But he's a pilot!" The young man rolls his eyes and says, "I HAVE to chop it before he can pile it!"
Daily tip from Uses for Newspaper Plastic Bags If you get a daily newspaper delivered to you in long, narrow plastic bags, you can recycle them in a number of ways. They are great for holding shoes when traveling, so that the clothing in your suitcase doesn't get dirty. Each bag can hold one shoe or a pair of smaller footwear, such as flip flops. I also store several of these bags in a large used plastic cup with a lid (think recycled fast food soda cup that you have washed) and that sits in my car in the cup holder. They are great to use as small trash bags. I also store my kitty litter scoop in one, so that anything stuck to the scoop ends up in the bag and not in the bottom of my cabinet. By ginnywest from Murrells Inlet, SC Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
How to clean the toilet: 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a " power-wash" and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean! Sincerely, The Dog
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Thanks to Bill for this story: When I picked up Amy from school the other day, she was walking with a friend. I didn't catch their entire conversation, but she was in the process of pointing out me to her friend and explaining who I was. She said, "That's my dad. He wants me to have things that he never had as a boy. Like, all 'A's' on a report card."


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