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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, July 20

What is the best email address?
Obviously, the best would be,
and nobody, except you, deciding what gets censored or trashed.

The opposite of that, the absolute worst addresses, would 
be a yahoo or or or address, 
with everybody else deciding, what the sheep should be allowed
to see, and what should be dumped, before they see it.

Naturally, is not totally free. It costs 
you only about 1/10th of what a custom license plate costs, but 
that is not free. In addition to that, some smartie might have
registered .com already, and you are as out of luck
as Nissan Motors is. A computer store in NorthCarolina registered long before Datsun changed to Nissan. With domain
names it is strictly first come, first serve, and keep.

That is no reason to despair. I can usually find a suitable, 
often even better name.

The free alternative is Gmail. Gmail has no customer service.
Forget about asking for help. You have to read the instructions
yourself or ask somebody, who has read them. Since Gmail
works very well, very reliable, and very predictable, that is
not really a problem.

A major PLUS point of Gmail is that you can easily make 
filters, that will keep mail safely out of the spam folder, no
matter what is discussed in that email.

If you are a victim of Yahoo, Juno, Carter or Hotmail, I would
recommend that you get a Gmail address as soon as possible.

With Gmail user names it's the same story as with domain 
names. If somebody else  was faster than you and grabbed 
 already, you'll have to think of something else.

Have FUN!

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"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state." --- G. Davis, Governor of Mexifornia Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. --- Evan Esar If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. --- Marcus Bridgstocke
I know these numbers are way out of date, and hopefuly one of you can update them for me. In the meantime, this classic is still funny: WHY I AM SO TIRED I'm tired. For a couple of years I've been blaming it on my iron-poor blood, lack of vitamins and dieting, and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason I'm tired is because I'm overworked. The population of the USA is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from that total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting there reading jokes!
Do you want to reverse your electrical meter and power bill? You CAN! Legally! Not a sneaky gimmick, not turning things off or down, just simple know-how. The Power 4 Home system shows and explains every step. If you are still paying for electricity, then this is for YOU!

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry...we still have one engine left." Nancy turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here forever!!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Brandon Jelks. 20, in Indianapolis, Indiana Perv at Walmart n Indiana man was arrested yesterday after he was caught masturbating in a stall inside the women’s room of a Walmart in Indianapolis. The suspect, Brandon Jelks, was first spotted by female shoppers who heard moans “and sounds of someone” masturbating emanating from the stall. One witness went into the adjoining stall to look under the divider, and reported seeing “a pair of blue patterned boxers around the ankles of what appeared to be a man’s shoes." An off-duty cop working security at the store was then summoned. When the cop confronted a startled Jelks, 20, as he exited the stall (“with his pants unzipped”), he claimed to have accidentally gone into the wrong bathroom. Jelks was handcuffed and brought to the loss prevention office where a search turned up two boxes of condoms that had been shoplifted from the store, according to an Indianapolis Police Department report. Jelks explained that he had used two of the condoms while pleasuring himself in the women’s bathroom. While being detained, he also reportedly told a Walmart official that he “had a sex problem” and went into the bathroom “to look at the women” while masturbating. While he was doing this, Jelks noted, he was looking at pornography on his cell phone. The multitasking pervert--who explained that he “needed” to spy on the bathroom occupants to “arouse” himself--was charged with i ndecent exposure and criminal trespass. Jelks was booked into the Marion County jail, where he remains in custody.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Allison Re: File transfer destination in Skype Dear Webby Did you know that on the forums at Skype nobody knew how to change the font size? I have been searching for an answer to that for quite some time, but all those snooty advisors don't seem to have a clue. I should have asked you right away. At one time I was able to set the file transfer destination and I set it to my remote USB drive. That has worked ine for many years, but now I want to set it to my second USB drive, but can't find that option. Is that gone, or did they just klutz it so deep down into some sub menu, that one needs a map and a GPS to find it? Allison Dear Allison That option is still there, but somebody does not like users, and hid it 15 levels down in the menu dungeon. There are actually two ways to get to it: ALT T, O then hit the DOWN Arrow 14 times while ignoring the mess you see on the way, and you will have that option on the bottom. The other way is with the mouse: Tools Options Advanced IM & SMS IM Settings Save Files To Change Folder Have FUN! DearWebby
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The Accident Report Here follows a tale of an accident report form filed by a bricklayer: "I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You ask for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I was working alone on the roof of a six-story building. When I completed my work I found I had some bricks left over which later were found to weigh 240lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 240lbs of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 135lbs.

Needless to say i proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor I met the barrel which was proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions, and the broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep in to the pulley. Fortunately I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly on to the rope. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel . Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 50lbs. I refer you again to my weight. I began a rapid descent. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when i fell onto the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, as I lay in pain on the pile of bricks I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope, and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its rapid descent back down towards me."
Daily tip from Use Straws for Flower Arrangements Short-stemmed flowers or curvy stems are hard to put in a floral arrangement. What I do is cut the stem under cold water and at an angle with sharp scissors. Next, put the stem into a plastic drinking straw and put into your own custom arrangement. VOILA! I save straws. Silly, I know, but I use the skinny ones for thin stemmed flowers and the thicker straws for fatter stemmed flowers and it works. By rythumrat from St. Louis, MO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
In a recent survey, 60 percent of respondents said the cities where they live are noisier now than they were five years ago. The other 40 percent didn't hear the question.
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THE SECRETS OF WOMENS LANGUAGE Keywords and their meanings. 1. FINE This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument that she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up for now. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. 2. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football/hockey or whatever game is going to last before you take out the trash, so she feels that it's an even trade. 3. NOTHING This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards, prior to setting you on fire. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". 4. GO AHEAD (with Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and eventually cause an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". 5. GO AHEAD (without raised eyebrows) This means "I give up. Do what you want because I don't care." You will, however, get a Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing", and a "Five Minute" argument ending with "Fine". 6. LOUD SIGH Not actually a word of course, but often a verbal cue misunderstood by men. The "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there having a "Five Minute" argument with you over "Nothing". 7. SOFT SIGH One of the few sounds that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe. Just stay clear.

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