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Today is Thursday, July 21

Remember 8 years ago, when the Hanoi Janes did everything 
they could to mess things up for the troops, just to put 
pressure on Bush? They even tried to divide and defeat the
"Wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!" effort,
by telling the sheeple to wear Democrat Blue on Fridays.

Looks like they are trying that again and forwarding the same
old emails all over. 
The answer is still the same: NO

As long as the poppies in Flanders' Fields are red,
it will be a spot of RED we use to show our support and 
respect for the troops, worldwide, no matter which government 
sent them in harm's way. A spot of red on Friday shows respect 
and support for all troops, fallen and surviving.

You can ask most vets, anywhere in the world, 
for a RED poppy or a bit of red for Friday.

If you need something blue, the Hanoi Jane Urinal Screens
are still qute popular.

Have FUN!

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Just think, if there was no such thing as marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no fault at all! --- Socratex A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. --- Socratex
Thanks to Rosa for this one: When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant,it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again, "How much of a wait?" The woman looked up and said, "About ten minutes." A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loud- speaker: "Willette B. Long, your table is ready."
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Thanks to Deana for this one: When I went with my stepdaughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed out the nationally ranked library and state-of-the-art science facilities. She told us that the professors were the best in the world, and she recommended my stepdaughter apply early to improve her chances for admission. "We get so many applicants," she boasted, "because of the stature of the school." After the tour I asked our guide, "So, why did you choose this school?" "Oh," she replied matter-of-factly, "my boyfriend used to go here, and now he works at the McDonalds across the street. I can get a free ride to this University, but wold have to take the bus to the one on the other side of town."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olsen, 22, Two drunks locked themselves inside police van RADNOR, Pa. (UPI) -- Police in Pennsylvania said they arrested two men who broke into a police van to take gag pictures and accidentally locked themselves inside the vehicle. Radnor police said Marlton, N.J., residents Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olsen, 22, left a party early Saturday and entered Constable Mike Connor's van, which had been in the parking lot of the condominium where the party was located, the Philadelphia Daily News reported Monday. Investigators said Letchford and Olsen, who are believed to have entered the van to take gag pictures of themselves being arrested, got locked in. Police said a friend found them in the van after they failed to return to the party and called 911 because he was unable to free them. Police contacted Connor, who said he must have left a door unlocked because there was no sign of forced entry. "I came down and unlocked the doors, and 'Dumb and Dumber' pranced out of the van," Connor said. "They looked a little embarrassed." Connor said the men had been smoking cigarettes and spitting while inside the vehicle. Cigarette butts and "a large amount of saliva" were in the van, police said. Letchford and Olsen were arrested and charged with attempted theft of a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and criminal mischief.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Laura Re: Restore the "Show Desktop" icon Dear Webby My mom had some misadventure with her computer and lost a bunch of stuff and files. Most of them she has since restored, although many files were not recovered (no backup!). Somehow she had also deleted her quick launch bar. I restored that the other day, but the button for "Show Desktop" is not there. How do I get that back for her? She has Windows 7. Thanks, Laura Dear Laura The easiest way to show the desktop is to hit the Windows key and D The alternative is a very cumbersome rigamarole that you can find if you click on the desktop, hit F1 and search for "How to Re-create the Show Desktop Icon on Quick Launch Toolbar" Much easier to just take a fine line indelible felt pen and write + D onto the Windows key to remind her how to show the desktop. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called to inquire when he could work on her car. "I'm not busy now," he replied. "bring it right in." A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit. "Wow!" Remarked Wayne. "That's great driving. Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit." She looked blankly at him and asked, "What pit?"
Daily tip from Use Straws for Flower Arrangements Short-stemmed flowers or curvy stems are hard to put in a floral arrangement. What I do is cut the stem under cold water and at an angle with sharp scissors. Next, put the stem into a plastic drinking straw and put into your own custom arrangement. VOILA! I save straws. Silly, I know, but I use the skinny ones for thin stemmed flowers and the thicker straws for fatter stemmed flowers and it works. By rythumrat from St. Louis, MO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age) sent out an invitation to an officer (who was supposed to be the prospective suitor of her daughter's hand). "Mr. and Mrs. Dabney request the pleasure of Captain Black's company at dinner on the 26th of July." She was somewhat dismayed to receive this enthusiastic reply: "With the exception of four men on leave, and two sick, Captain Black's company accept with much pleasure your invitation to dinner on the 26th of July. There are 64 of us, that will show up. "
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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. We need a fancy $10 name."

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