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Today is Saturday, July 23

I sure was shocked and saddened to read about the events
in Oslo. Let's hope there won't be any copy-cat incidents!

I was not impressed when some of the media immediately started
pointing fingers at Gadafi, just because Norway enthusiastically
tests their F-16s, whenever somebody reports a short runt
with cool shades, driving a Jeep and accompanied by two tall 
women. Gadafi got blamed for Lockerbie, and punished as if
he had been involved, and is not likely to get involved with
anything like that, especially since Norway has announced
last week, that they expect to run out of bombs by August 1.
Actually, Gadafi condemned the attack

When blond, blue-eyed Norwegian farmer Anders Behring Breivik
was arrested, the media ignored their finger pointing and 
instread reported the arrested terrorist's social media status. 

Apparently he studied at the Oslo Commerce School, and is 
described as considering himself a Christian, conservative, 
nationalist and a one-time Freemason.
His social-media accounts identify him as an admirer of 
Winston Churchill as well as social liberal philosopher John 
Stuart Mill, whom he quoted on his Twitter account before 
the incident.

His profile definitely did not raise any alarms, and made him
look like an ordinary, average Norwegian.


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Charlott stormed into the eye surgeon's office and went up to the desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday, and left me theirs, " she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?" "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly." "I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."
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Annie has been sending resumes to just about any company in the area, whether they were looking for people or not. She went the e-mail route for awhile. Sending electronic cover letters and attaching her resume to each one. But after three months the poor girl was dismayed and confused that she had not received even ONE request for an interview. She finally broke down and called one of the prospective employers she'd sent a resume to. He explained the problem. "Annie, the problem was that your resume wasn't attached as indicated. I do want to thank you, though, for the great lasagna recipe." ----------------------- That's actually a failry old joke. However, sending resumes as an attachment is a dumb move. It's too risky to open an attachment, especially if it is a WORD doc and may be full of macros. That goes straight into the trash, unread, right from MailWasher. Depending on my mood, I might even bounce it back at the sender. The only resumes I look at are those that come in a very short email with a brief summary and a link to a detailed resume on a web page. While there is a dire shortage of people to work on construction or in the trades, there is a huge surplus of people who want to work on the web. If you don't make it easy to get hired, you won't be hired.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Alexandria Marie Penatzer, 18, Levi Wells, 18 and two other crooks in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Man Beaten With Bible During South Carolina Motel Room Assault During a motel room beating administered by three attackers, a South Carolina man was struck in the head by a Bible and told by one of his assailants that he needed to read the Good Book. The bizarre incident Sunday resulted in the arrest of the trio as well as the 19-year-old victim’s "girlfriend", who had traveled with the victim to the Myrtle Beach motel, where the couple “had sex a few times.” For some reason, after the victim fell asleep, Alexandria Marie Penatzer, 18, allegedly allowed three men into the room, where they beat and robbed the victim. According to a Myrtle Beach Police Department report, one of the attackers, Levi Wells, hit the victim on the head with a thrown Bible “and told him that he needed to read it.” The 18-year-old Wells and two other men were charged with burglary, armed robbery, and kidnapping. Penatzer was charged with assault and battery, and acting as an accessory both before and after the commission of a felony. The incident at the Myrtle Beach Holiday South Motel does not appear to be an isolated incident, according to recent reviews on Trip Advisor.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Penny Re: Windows 7 - Hotmail clash Hello,Webby, I have a computer problem and I am hoping you can help me! You seem to be able to help everyone who writes you! My problem deals with getting this message: "default mail client is not properly installed." This stops me from sending answers to people! I have a relatively new computer and never got this message on my old computer. What must I do to correct this problem? I have no idea and I am not a whiz at computers! Do you have any idea what this is about and what must I do to correct it? Thanks for any help, I love your newsletter! Penny Dear Penny That sounds like a clash between Windows 7 and Hotmail. You will have to contact Microsoft about that. Windows 7 has problems recognizing a lot of popular email programs, even their own Hotmail. However, even though it whines and snivels, if you don't use Windows Live mail, the other email programs still work. It is quite safe to ignore the thilly sniveling. Have FUN! DearWebby
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After living in the remote wilderness of Texas all his life, Sam decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How 'bout that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered that Betty-Sue, his wife, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Betty-Sue began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after Sam left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, Betty-Sue fumed, "So that's the ugly hussy he's runnin' around with! Just wait till he gets back from the fields!"
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Today I overheard a young woman who was talking with an older woman, apparently her mother. "I haven't slept in three days," she complained. "The baby is teething and he's up all night crying." "Why don't you just wet a finger with some brandy or a sweet liqeur and rub it on his gums. That will numb them up and put him right to sleep." answered mom. "I can't give the baby alcohol! Lord knows what that will do to him." "Well, it never hurt you any." The look on her face was priceless.
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