How to extract Music from PPS files 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Dianne Re: Extract music from PPS Dear Webby My rebuilt computer is missing a lot. What was is, that you once gave me to extract music from PPS files? Dianne Dear Dianne I still use the Power Point Extractor. Ignore the name of the program, and just select what you want to extract, and in what format. It is free. You can also get it via my tool box. Have FUN! DearWebby
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