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Today is Sunday, July 31

The world is not really watching with bated breath what will
happen next in the debt ceiling soap opera. It is more like
a comedy, and they are bound to come up with something
really dumb.

Obama wants a blank check to buy the next election,
the Democrats want to get re-elected to a warm place to crap,
and figure election goodies will do the trick,
the Republicans are worried about long term damage due to 
overspending at the wrong time, and needing such drastic
measures, when they get their turn, that they will be kicked
out after one term.

There is no point trying to second-guess what they will do.
I am sure they are quite capable of coming up with something 
a lot dumber than you or I can envision.

Have FUN!

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"The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music." --- TV "Silk Stalkings" "If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire." --- George E. Woodberry
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him. "And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked. "Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night." "Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?" "Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."
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Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly, "Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other like this. Your husband's bound to get suspicious." "No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she assured him. "Besides, we've been messing around for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing." "True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to one tooth!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Julia Lynn Vanhouten, 19, of Bonita Springs, and Kerstan Trinere Harman, 18, of Fort Myers, Jerky theft led to drug arrest FORT MYERS, Fla., July 28 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a young woman accused of stealing beef jerky from a gas station was arrested on drug charges. The Lee County Sheriff's Office said Julia Lynn Vanhouten, 19, of Bonita Springs, and Kerstan Trinere Harman, 18, of Fort Myers, fled the Circle K store on South U.S. 41 in Fort Myers when employees spotted Harman shoving beef jerky into her pants Monday, the Naples Daily News reported Thursday. Deputies caught up to the pair, who were fleeing in Vanhouten's Dodge Charger, and discovered an oxycodone pill where Harman had been sitting. They said Harman left three syringes and white lace behind in their patrol car and she was found to be carrying several needle caps and a straw. Harman was charged with drug possession and paraphernalia, smuggling of contraband into a detention facility, criminal mischief, resisting a law enforcement officer and petit theft. Vanhouten was charged with fleeing and eluding law enforcement officers.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Dave Re: Detail View Dear Webby, Sometime ago, before I was the victim of a virus attack, I remember a tip to maintain a 'Details' view in a folder. Is there a global setting which will always keep a 'details' view in any folder? I really look forward to these tips! Thanks for all - jokes, pictures and especially the tip. Dave Dear Dave In the File Explorer, hit ALT V D That will do the trick. However, keep in mind that after about 30-40 viewings, Windows goes senile and fergets. Then you just hit that key combination again. There is a longwinded way to do the same in the registry, but it's not worth the hassle. It is not any mre permanent. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Harris finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastically drove her all over Miami, extolling the virtues of every apartment they looked at. "And this one, what a steal," he rhapsodized, "the investment of a lifetime. Why, in ten years it's gonna be worth three times..." "Sonny," interrupted Mrs. Harris, "at my age I don't even buy green bananas."
Daily tip from Print On The Back Side Of Paper Instead of throwing away copy paper that has been run through the printer or copier, I have started to save them. Place the used paper in a file folder or appropriate sized box to keep the corners flat and paper unwrinkled. I then use the back of these sheets to print proof reading copies or other things where it doesn't matter if the back has already been used. It can really save money and resources. I do this at home and at work and feel good about getting all the use I can out of every sheet of paper. By Bebe52 from Lambert, MS Use an empty sewing thread spool, wood or styrofoam, as a stamp, and a regular stamp pad for inking, and stamp the used side. That will save a LOT of confusion! When somebody shows up with a kid, they love stamping the used sides and usually would gladly do a lot more, than you have ready for them. In many offices that trick halves the paper expense. What cuts expenses even more is a good and reliable ink and toner supplier like Atlantic Inkjet. We have used their ink and toner for over 10 years and have been very happy with their prices and fast service. They even take back unused ink cartridges, when you upgrade printers! Highly recommended! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
The court case concerned a will and Kelly was a witness. "Was the deceased," asked the attorney, "In the habit of talking to himself when he was alone?" "I don't know," said the Irishman. "Come now man, you don't know and yet you pretend you were intimately acquainted with the deceased?" "Well, Mr. Lawyer," said Kelly, "I never happened to be with him when he was alone. "
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A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS


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