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Today is Monday, August 1

Sandie sent me an article about artificial sweeteners. 
I think I partially read it before, but at that time, I wasn't
that interested.

If you have symptoms similar to MS, Lupus, fibromyalgia,
numbness in your legs,
Joint pain,
Unexplainable depression, anxiety attacks, 
slurred speech, blurred vision, or memory loss,
then stop using artificial sweeteners and diet pop
for a week. 

If you notice a drastic difference, let me know, and I'll
send you that article. 

No, it is not something to buy, quite the opposite, 
actually. Stop buying stuff that poisons you.

Aspartame and similar artificial sweeteners don't hurt
everybody, but a surprising number of people past
midlife do drastically benefit from avoiding 
artificial sweeteners.

Have FUN!

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Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 > a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day,I talked to the children, and explained that it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said OK. After my next trip several weeks later, my wife and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, there were hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers, also. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running, shouting, "Hi,Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet,
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Billy Joe Madden, 28, of Hattiesburg, Miss. Drunk dad chauffeured by 8 year old son BATON ROUGE, La. - Louisiana state police say an 8-year-old boy was driving a pickup truck down an interstate while his drunken father slept in the passenger seat. Troopers say the man's 4-year-old daughter was in the back seat when the truck was stopped Saturday morning in Livingston Parish. The child's driving was so erratic that it alarmed motorists, who called authorities. Madden, 28, resident of Hattiesburg, Miss., was pulled over, well, technically his son was pulled over, at around 6:30 a.m. on Saturday on I-12 in Louisiana after state troopers received a call "from a concerned motorist." At 6:30 am, after driving most of the night from Hattiesburg, Miss., towards Dallas, Texas, by the time he got to Baton Rouge, La, the eight-year-old was apparently not a very good driver any more. Most likely he was fighting to stay awake. The children have been handed over to Louisiana Child Protective Services. The father, 28-year-old Billy Joe Madden of Hattiesburg, Miss., was booked into the Livingston Parish Jail on charges including child desertion and allowing a minor to drive. More charges are likely to be added regarding interstate crimes.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Martha Re: Spaces in file names Dear Webby, I know that you once told us that leaving spaces in file names is childish and stooopid and sooner or later causes problems. The bonehead we have as a computer teacher in summer school insists that it is OK to have spaces in file names. What were the reasons for not putting spaces into file names? Thanks, Martha M Dear Martha If a file is not intended to ever leave the computer and never be used on the web or on another computer, then broken file names CAN sometimes be used. However, since broken file names don't work with all browsers and with very few web servers, it's a really dumb idea to get into the bad habit of breaking names. Better stick with the rules that DO work everywhere: No broken file names. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?" He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29. Then when 36 came up, she just fainted!"

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Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m?!" Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

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