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Today is Wednesday, Aug 10

NATO bombing in Libya?
Nah, just routine riots in London, England.

Unlike Gadafi's evil cops, who were roughing up arsonists,
looters and shooters, the English cops are keeping their 
cool. I guss they don't want Gadafi to call for NATO to
bomb London.

Have FUN!

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"For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies." --- Laurence Sterne Yeah, but I am tough, Sterne, and your English stinks!
Thanks to Gord for this one: Over dinner, my wife said to me, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!" "How did you meet this fellow?" I asked, very concerned. She said, "Well, we met by accident, I knocked his wheelchair over with the car in the parking lot."
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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?"

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Deborah Hunt, 43, in Langport, England V stupid drunk driver A WOMAN drink-driver flicks a V-sign yesterday - after admitting tearing 23 miles down a motorway fast lane in the wrong direction. Uninsured Deborah Hunt, 43 - who was 2 times the booze limit - nearly smashed into a cop car at 60mph and ignored chasing police. The jobless mum-of-three stopped on the M5 hard shoulder near Burnham-on-Sea, Somerset, only when she ran out of petrol. Hunt, of nearby Langport, wept as she admitted dangerous and drink-driving and being uninsured. North Somerset magistrates bailed her until sentencing on August 30.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Remy Re: Hard to read text on many sites Dear Webby A lot of web sites are using a black or midnight-blue page background. That makes their normally navy colored text unreadable. How can anybody be that stupid ? And how can I read their text anyway? Remy Dear Remy Most likely you have your browser set to use YOUR color choices for text and for links. Click in your browser on TOOLS Internet Options Accessibility In there take off the checkmarks. That allows the browser to use the text and link colors specified by the webmaster of the site that you are visiting. If they use a blak background, then most likely they specified a silver or white text. Have FUN! DearWebby
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From Cindy A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner. The man, who uses both creamer and sugar in his coffee, notices that the container is empty. As the waitress rushes by, he asks her to bring him cream and sugar for his coffee. The waitress, busier than she can ever remember being before, rushes to the back to pick up more orders. As she passes the cabinet where the extra sugar and cream are kept, she sets a plate down and puts sugar cubes and creamer packets in her bra because both her hands are full. After she has served the two plates she was holding, she returns to the man and asks him, "How many sugar cubes did you want in your coffee?" The man says, "Two would be fine." She reaches into her bra, pulls out two sugar cubes and drops them into his cup. "And cream?" she asks. The man looks at her, squarely in the eye and says, "I don't think so!" ---------------- That must have been way over in the East ! A Western Gentleman would have offered to assist her with the search for cream!
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents' Day and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab. "What are you working on?" he asked. "A universal solvent," explained the son, " a solvent that'll dissolve anything." The father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, "What'll you keep it in?"


TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS ABOUT 1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? 3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? 4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ulterior motives? 5. Hmmm... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us? 6. This looks like a good spot for a nap. 7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener. 8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? 9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering? 10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss!

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