Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, Aug 28

If you were not able to get the Times Square Cam from New York,
don't feel bad. When tens of thousands of readers of the 
Humor Letter barge in there and then leave it on during their
breakfast, it looks to them like a major attack. No site can
handle that, and they have to block people, until things
slow down.

Have FUN!
DearWebby



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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: 
obedence, loyalty, and the importance of
turning around three times before lying down.
--- Robert Benchley

"A man is called selfish, 
not for pursuing his own good,
but for neglecting his neighbor's."
--- Richard Whately



Bumping into Judi on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike
apologized.  "Pardon me, ma'am, I'm sorry."

"Quite all right," Judi said, enamored.  "You look just like my
fifth husband!"

"Wow!" he said, "How many times have you been married?"

"Four."



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I'm sure you've all heard about the military's plans to use huge
ground-based lasers to destroy abandoned satellites in orbit. 

But have you also noticed that since these plans were made public, 
CNN hasn't aired a single report accusing the military of sexual 
harassment?





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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD

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Brittany Lurch and Arthur Phillips in Patton, PA

Newlyweds shoplifted food for their reception - 
and miss the celebration after they wind up behind bars

Two Pennsylvania newlyweds were busted Friday after 
police said they were caught swiping items for their 
wedding reception and came back for a second haul.

The Centre Daily Times reported that Arthur Phillips III, 
32, and his bride Brittany Lurch, 22, were arrested after 
taking $1,049 in merchandise from a Wegmans supermarket.

Patton Township police said the couple were captured on 
surveillance video loading a shopping cart and leaving 
the store without paying.

A short time later, the pair returned to the same store to 
place an order for a seafood platter. It was then that they 
were placed into custody.

As they were arrested, the couple told cops the items, 
which included food and disposable dinnerware were for 
their wedding reception that evening.

They had married the day before, on August 18 and had 
reportedly scheduled their reception for 5:30pm on the 19th, 
but they never made it.

Miss Lurch, a mother of two children from another relationship, 
and Mr Phillips were charged with retail theft and receiving 
stolen property.

Miss Lurch was released later Friday after posting $2,500 bail.

Mr Phillips was additionally charged with possession of drug 
paraphernalia after officers found a glass pipe with marijuana 
residue on it.
He was released on August 22.

Chief John Petrick of the Patton Township Police Department said: 
'It was certainly an unusual event and we'll let everything work 
through the court system at this point.'


From the Tech Support Pits:

From: Rosalie
Re: Sort OE blocked addresses

Dea Webby:
I am using Outlook Express; I get anywhere from 15-20 spam 
notices every day. I use 'Message' - block sender. I must have 
100's in my block sender. Is there a way to alphabetize the 
list in SPAM?  It takes me about 30 minutes to go thru the list 
as some of my 'legitimate email address are going into Spam 
and I need to take them out. This is a waste of time going 
thru that long list.
 
Thanks for your help.
Rosalie

Dear Rosalie
Blacklisting is a total waste of time.
Spammers never fake the same sender address twice 
in a row, because of people blacklisting them.

You need a much smarter weapon than that.
I use MailWasher. It identifies spam, and allows you
to make filters to eliminate spam right on the server,
without even downloading it. It also allows you to make
filters to exempt mail from certain addresses from
all your tricky filters, so that a family member's joke
about certain wrist adornments will make it through
and not get tossed because it mentions a certain
product.

"Making a filter" is not rocket science. It's like a
game and you'll catch on instantly.

MailWasher also allows you to kill mail, that
has your own address forged in as the sender,
but allows mail through, that really IS from you.

Yes, I know, a lot of people send memos to
themselves and then archive those, rather than
open a word processor or spreadsheet for whatever
it is they want to have a permanent copy of.

Because I have not changed my addresses since the 
mid 90's, I get between 4000 and 5000 pieces of spam
every day. So, what? It does not bother me one bit, 
because I never see it. MailWasher takes care of it and I
only see the mail, that I am actually going to answer.

Now and then I look at the pretty graphs in Mailwasher
and see which of my filters are catching the most these days,
and occasionally I make a new filter, just to keep up with
the newest trends in spamming.

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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Thanks to Anna for this:
HAVING GONE OUT for a large lunch with fellow workers, a 
secretary from our office who runs regularly was especially 
motivated to get to the gym after work. 

Our boss, who had also enjoyed the good food, suggested that 
she run an extra lap for him. 

As she was leaving the office, she called to the boss, "Get ready 
to start huffing and puffing, 'cause I'll be on your lap in half an hour!"

This time, realizing what she'd just said, her face turned red 
before she even started running. 



Ophelia Dingbatter's News


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Roy staggered out of the bar, and carefully watching his 
footwork, smacks into the lonely palm tree at the parking lot 
entrance.

He backs up a few paces, and walks into the tree again.  
Then, he does it again.

He mumbles, "This is great.  I was supposed to be home
hours ago, and now here I am lost in the forest."





 
» Kritter Pictures 


Sam and Mike are walking home from a religious service. 
Sam wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while 
praying.

Mike replies, "Why don't you ask Father Smith?"

So Sam goes up to Father Smith and asks, 
"Father, may I smoke while I pray?"

But Father says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter 
disrespect to our religion."

Sam goes back to his friend and tells him what the good 
Father told him.

Mike says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong 
question. Let me try."

And so Mike goes up to Father Smith and asks,  
"Father, may I pray while I smoke?"

To which Father Smith eagerly replies, 
"By all means, my son. By all means. Sure you can 
pray while you smoke."

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By the way, I am still smoke free!

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