Music styles of today 

JAZZ - Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.

BLUES - Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.

WORLD MUSIC - Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.

OPERA - People singing when they should be talking.

RAP - People talking when they should be singing.

CLASSICAL - Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.

FOLK - Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.

BIG BAND - 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.

HEAVY METAL: - Codpiece and chaps

HOUSE MUSIC - OK as long as it's not the house next door.





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