Log program with calculator 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, September 13

Thank you Frank!

I had to laugh about the anti-nuclear fanatics getting all
hysterical about the furnace explosion at Centraco in France.
There isn't even a nuclear reactor at that site, they just 
do waste processing, like burning used gloves and coveralls
and tools and ladders. 

Sure, that stuff has radioactivity, that is measurable with
today's instruments, but nowhere near as serious as say the
big green dots on Grampa's Big Ben alarm clock.

Somebody apparently had thrown something into the to be
burned waste, that caused an explosion. They don't know
yet, whether it was a thermos full of coffee or wine, and
don't really expect to find out for sure. 

All they know is that it had nothing to do with radioactivity 
or nuclear action, just that a waste treatment oven blew up.

That, of course did not stop the hysterical fanatics all over
Europe from trying to incite panic and demanding, that
nuclear powerplants be shut down.

France is the leading country in nuclear power generation,
followed by South Korea. 

Even though France has a lot of hydro project potential in 
the French Alps, the anti development propagandists have
made those pretty well impossible. 

While they were busy getting hysterical against hydro projects, 
nuclear power plants became so common in France, that it is 
difficult to make them appear scary. 70% of the electricity in 
France is from nuclear power plants. 

Most of the hysteria is in the countries surrounding France,
and the waste treatment oven accident is not likely to cause
any changes in France.

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Hachem Gomez, 19, Mt prospect, Ill Burglar found cooking inside restaurant MOUNT PROSPECT, Ill., Sept. 11 (UPI) -- Police arrested a Mount Prospect, Ill., man who allegedly broke into a restaurant and made himself a meal. Police say an alarm went off at Mr. Beef and Pizza in Mount Prospect early Saturday morning, and when police arrived, they found Hachem Gomez making a meal. Video surveillance of Mr. Beef and Pizza in Mount Prospect allegedly shows Hachem Gomez, 19, entering the restaurant early Saturday by breaking into the drive-through window, the Arlington Heights (Ill.) Daily Herald reported. Assistant State's Attorney Robin Murphy said the video also shows Gomez damaging a cash register before stealing fries and chicken tenders from a freezer and cooking them in a microwave. There was no indication that Gomez was drunk or under the influence of drugs at the time of the burglary and the man has no criminal background, Murphy said. Gomez's bond was set at $5,000 and he is scheduled to appear in court on Sept. 21.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Mick Re: log program that has a calculator Dear Webby What is a good daily log program that has a calculator built in ? Mick Dear Mick Just use your favorite spreadsheet, Quattro, Calc, Excel, Lotus, etc. Even Google's online spreadsheet works fine for simple stuff. If you are not familiar with spreadsheets, don't panic. They are so easy now that any kid can learn them by just playing a bit. And they all have good help built in. You will be amazed how easy they are, and how versatile. Have FUN! DearWebby
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In 1643 it was illegal to cook a mince pie or Christmas pudding in the New England and New Haven colonies. The Puritans banned any Christmas celebrations that did not take place in a church. Now people there gather at the mall and few of them have ever been in a church.

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