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Good Morning,  !
Today is Friday, September 16
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Thanks Debora!

The London rioters:

Nobody is surprised about those numbers, and the way they
turned the riots in Libya into a NATO bomber supported 
revolution, they bought themselves a lot of bad karma, that 
is going to come around and bite them in the butt.

Have FUN!

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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. --- Thomas A. Edison ----------------- I agree 100%. Fencing in the village dumps hurt progress more than the stopping of the moon exploration program.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, ... Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'."
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Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing. "Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place." "I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Connie L. Sumlin, 45, and Gail Trula Johnson, 58 in Erwin, TN Stole art from Arby's You may expect to hear about art theft from the Louvre or the Guggenheim or the Museum of Modern Art, but Arby’s? Two women from Erwin were charged Tuesday with stealing $1,200 worth of art work from a Johnson City Arby’s restaurant. According to Johnson City police, Connie L. Sumlin, 45, 114 Masters St., and Gail Trula Johnson, 58, Parsley St., both of Erwin, were accused of stealing art from the lobby area of Arby’s, 1909 South Roan St., on Sept. 3. On Sept. 7, police said Arby’s store manager Susan Kennedy, 43, notified police that two women, who were later identified as Sumlin and Johnson, were caught on the store’s surveillance camera stealing both a picture of pears in a wooden frame and a piece of metal wall art that had recently been purchased during remodeling of the restaurant. According to the police report, the surveillance footage showed both women stopping in the lobby to look at the art on the wall. One of the women removed both items and carried them inside, while the other woman entered the store and purchased some food before leaving. Sumlin and Johnson were later identified using the video surveillance and the transaction information from the food purchase. Both women were charged with theft over $500. They were being held in the Washington County Detention Center on $1,000 bonds. Sumlin and Johnson were scheduled to appear in Washington County Sessions Court Wednesday. Arbys usually ploughs some of their profits back into the community by buying locally produced art and salad, when available.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Nita Re: No spam at Hughes Dear Webby, Good Morning Webby, When I was on dial-up I received tons of spam every day. I have recently gotten and have not received any spam. My neighbor who has had Hughes for years does not get spam either. Do you have any idea where it is going? Thanks a lot for all your help over the years. Nita Dear Nita Hughes is very concerned about file transfers, since they have only a very limited amount available on the satellite. So they are weeding out spam VERY diligently. It also helps, that you retired the old address and got a new one, that the spammers don't know yet, and that now you are a lot more carful about where you use your address, than you used to be, when you were new. I would recommend, that you get a gmail address on the side. It is just as reliable, but you can easily dump it and replace it with another disposable "shopping address". Have FUN! DearWebby
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Three patients in a psychiatric institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five more years. The doctor takes the three patients to the empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump in. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. The second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why you didn't jump?" asked the doctor. "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
Daily tip from Make Your Own Bird Feeder Suet This tip is for all you birdwatchers out there! This past summer I decided to start making my own suet. I make up a batch every month and store it in the freezer until I need it. Since it's warm out, I only use a small cylinder shaped wire feeder so the bigger birds can't get on it. I have had so much fun watching the baby woodpeckers feed on this and they really seem to like it better than the store bought kind. Of course, in the colder months, I will use bigger cages so all can enjoy. I use all generic products, so it's not as expensive to make. By Robbie from IN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well-behaved and quiet?" Finally, after much urging, a little girl said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead! We want to see how you do that."
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There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe. I said to him, "What do you do for a living?" He said, "I'm a former window washer." I asked, "When did you give it up?" He replied, "Oh, about halfway down."

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A lady took her friend to get her car from the mechanic. When her friend came out she asked her, "Is everything okay with your car now?" Her friend said, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that the mechanic might try to take advantage of me, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was twenty dollars worth of blinker fluid and a muffler alignment."

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