How to turn off automatic mail checking 

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Today is Saturday, September 17

We will be having a Chinook. There was a definite arch.
When we have a Chinook, when the storm tops the Rockies, 
it splits. Half of it follows the mountains down into the foothills,
the other half continues on up high.

That provides a 50 Mile wide clear band of sky.

The part that follows the mountains down into the foothills picks
up moisture and dries the hay and grain, and rebounds straight
up. Where it mixes with the cold air at high altitude, it froms a
150 mile long arch of clouds.

The glider pilots of course love that. They use that "elevator" 
to get up high, and then ride the wave on top to get up so high,
that they need oxygen. One quick tow to get started and then
they have fun all day.

Have FUN!

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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." --- Josh Billings Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. --- Russell Baker
Lately, during a during a violent house-shaking blizzard, my neighbor was tucking her small boy into bed. As she was about to turn off the light he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" She smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said " I have to sleep with Daddy." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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All the way home in the back seat of the car the boy was quiet. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a good religious home, but I want to stay with you guys instead.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Harley Rose Gifford and Britney Singleton, both 19 and from the 7100 block of Marshall Road, in Upper Darby, England Would have been 30 burglaries, but they encountered a lion By Mari A. Schaefer A pair of lesbian lovers have admitted to burglarizing 29 homes but passed up one house where they encountered a lion, police said. Harley Rose Gifford and Britney Singleton, both 19 and from the 7100 block of Marshall Road, in Upper Darby have been arrested, according to police who expect to charge them with the crimes when their initial investigation is completed. They are currently being held on unrelated charges, according to court documents. Police are continuing to check the home that reportedly held the lion. "If we find a lion it will be a bigger story than this," said Michael J. Chitwood, superintendent of police. Apparently, using a cat to deter burglars is highly illegal in England. The majority of thefts happened during daylight hours. The pair entered the homes through unlocked first floor windows. After they looted the houses, they either walked or took public transportation home, said Chitwood. All of the homes were ransacked. In one burglary the pair left with a 55-inch flat screen television and lugged it back to their apartment. Chitwood dubbed them the "Thelma and Louise bandits" and said they were lovers. "They just enjoyed stealing," said Chitwood. "They used people's homes as their own private shopping center." The burglaries occurred in the Cardington, Stonehurst and Bywood sections of the township and Lansdowne Borough. A burglary also occurred in Prospect Park Borough. The women allegedly stole iPods, jewelry, toys, electronics, sneakers, makeup, purses, toiletries, household items, and about $23,000 in cash - not including Euros, Pesos, Lire and other foreign currency. Police also recovered a hookah pipe and marijuana but, do not expect the original owners to claim those items. ------------- Apparently Lebanese burglar teams are rare in England and especially newsworthy. All their papers seem to make a big fuss about that. And if a real lion is found, the owner will of course get sued for inflicting emotional distress on the poor innocent burglars.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Frank Re: How to turn off automatic mail checking Webby Once again I need your advice and counsel... I run Mailwasher and Eudora and since yesterday my mail is going directly to Eudora. Yes, the icon for Mailwasher is blinking but the mail is already delivered. It use to be Mailwasher would notify me and I'd wash mail then go to Eudora and check mail for it to be downloaded. What has occurred an how do I go back to the way it was? This AM there was a mail from Nigeria and I did not have the chance to mark it as SPAM. Thanks once again. Frank Dear Frank In Eudora, hit TOO:LS OPTIONS and in the second panel, CHECKING MAIL put a 0 into the slot for how frequently it should check mail. That will again make it a manual check, AFTER running MailWasher, or by hitting F6 in MailWasher. By the way, blacklisting doesn't really work. Those assholes never forge the same sending address twice in a row. Just look for what is common amongst them, and make a filter. Yeah, creating a filter sounds technical, but it is really easy. You just mouse them together. After you have made one or two, it becomes a game. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Finding one of her students making faces at the others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped quickly to reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and it would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, aghast: "And you did it anyway!"
Daily tip from Reuse Junk Mail Envelopes To save money on buying envelopes, take any pre-addressed envelopes that come in the mail that aren't going to be used and put white labels over the address. Make sure not to use envelopes that are obviously not suited to your purpose. Even the envelopes with the see through windows can be used. Just put the white label over the window part. We haven't purchased envelopes in ages! By fossil1955 from Cortez, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?" Johnny answered, "I was the only one who could answer a question." "Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother asked. "Who threw the eraser at the teacher?"
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That reminds me.... The wall clock in our philosophy lecture hall was about as old as the professor and had a very interesting trait. If it was hit with an eraser, it jumped ahead a couple of minutes. Naturally, that special feature was abused on a regular basis to shorten the philosophy lectures. The professor seemed to be in his own little world and appeared not to notice. Then came the semester exam. After everybody had picked up their copy of the exam booklet and settled down to do some serious cheating the professor walked around, collected all the erasors and sat at an empty spot near the front, and proceeded to throw erasers at the wall clock. For some reason that caused the cheat sheets to rustle a lot more nervously than usual.

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Standing at the edge of the lake, a fisherman saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Another man was standing on the shore screaming for help. The fisherman ran over to the man. "Help!" the other man stated, "I can't swim! My wife's drowning! I'll give you $1000 if you save her!" The fisherman jumps in the water, swims powerfully out to the drowning woman, puts his arm around her, and swims back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman coughs up water, then says, "[cough] ok, bud, where's my 'grand'?" "But, this is my *mother-in-law*!" The fisherman reaches into his pocket with a frown and says, "Just my luck. Ok, how much do I owe you?"

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