Questions 

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, generally 35 children are enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, soon after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by three.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.





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