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Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, September 25

Thank you Patricia!

Sandie sent me a link to an ancient roman shipyard, that has
been uncovered, right where all the old books said it had been,
in the ancient Roman suburb of Portus.
Roman Shipyard 

What seems incredible to me is not the shipyard, but that Rome
in those days was already bigger than San Francisco is now,
and at that time coped quite well. Imagine the garbage, water 
and sewer bills in a Million+ town distributed on stone or clay
tablets! 

The cops in those days were strictly foot patrols. No cop
cars, no guns. But they managed.

They didn't have a problem with illegals. Everybody paid taxes,
except for the slaves. If somebody didn't want to pay taxes, 
they better liked seafood, because they got a job as a chained
on rower on a ship, for life. But that was no problem. Immigrants
stood in line to get onto the tax rolls, that gave them the 
protection of the Pax Romana, the set of laws, upon which
all of our laws are based. Yeah, based on, and heavily amended
so as to be sometimes the opposite of the original.

Have FUN!
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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. --- Oscar Levant Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. --- Miss Piggy One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. --- Socratex To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. --- Socratex Women like silent men, they think they're listening. --- Socratex
Here is a delightful classic: Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house an older woman was looking out her kitchen window watching the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figure I'd better run too!"
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My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That afternoon she phoned, sounding glum. "I went to the bookstore," she explained, "and I bought a book on how to get organized. I was all fired up, and decided to clean out all the shelves in the living room. While I was working, I found the same darn book. I had bought it twice before."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Natalie Behnke, 25, in Clearwater, FL Unauthorized stripper Clearwater, Florida -- She took off her clothes and asked customers for money. That's not an unusual occurrence at the Baby Dolls gentleman's club in Clearwater, but the problem is, Natalie Behnke was no exotic dancer. When the Pinellas Sheriff's Office was called to the club Tuesday night, the responding deputy was greeted by Behnke, 25, at the front door in her underwear. She was described as emotional and intoxicated. he club's manager told the deputy Behnke was inside earlier when she began taking off her clothes and approaching customers, asking for money. The manager reportedly told her to put her clothes back on, but Behnke refused and became aggressive with the female employees when they told her she could not do what she was doing. Behnke was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication. Mugshots of her last 7 arrests are here. Most were for False ID, Driving while License Suspended, DUI, etc.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: George Re: Can't block mail with bad return addresses Dear Webby... I received this spam at my old address, but am unable to add the address to the 'Blocked Sender List' because of the '-' ! My question for you: How can I get rid of this spammer? From: comcast@unspecified-domain George Dear George The problem is not the dash, but the missing ".com" "unspecified-domain" means the spammer didn't specify a domain. I don't bother filtering by the usually forged FROM address. I filter by the content. Look for something in the content, that you see only in spam but not in legitimate mails, and filter for that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Now this is a real classic. The first time I saw that, it was on the old Fax-Jokes circuit. JOB OFFER Reverend Samuel Joesph Woodstone 515 North Lilly Street Dallas, Texas Dear Sir, You may have seen me on television during my crusade, preaching the word and begging people to change their lives. Sitting behind me was a rather worn, battered, weathered, poor excuse for a human by the name of Headford Lonston. He is a serious drunk, womanizer and exhibits all that is wrong with mankind. I point to him during my services to show how drinking, smoking, drugs, and mis-using Gods talents can destory a man. Mr Headford also had the worst BO in the world and the worst breath. Mr Headford would just nod his head, fart, belch, scratch his butt and grin with his two teeth as I would preach the word of God to the masses. Well about two weeks ago Headford passed away, a miserable excuse for a man. I prayed over his souless body hoping beyond hope that God in His wisdom would forgive Headford. So this brings me aroung to the point of this letter. I am in need of another Headford and many of your friends, family and work mates have suggested you as the only possible heir to Heaford's job. Please respond so we may make plans to continue to do the Lord's work. Sincerely, The Rev Sam Woodstone
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Bob's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind him--lights flashing. Bob hung his stethoscope out the window to signal that he was on an emergency call. Within seconds, came the police officer's hand in response, dangling a pair of handcuffs out the window.
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A couple of country doctors in West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world. One physician says, "Why, Bubba, this crazy birth thang is gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! There'sa gonna be standin' room only on this here planet!" The other doctor replied, "Heck, that sure oughta slow 'em down a bit!"

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