Roboform and FireFox 7 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, September 29

Got the results of the tests. Apparently my heart was pumping
at 38% of what it should have. That is no surprise to me. 
In that silly torture position I shut down like a tiger waiting 
for some food to come close enough.

They are going to do the walking test next week.
I wonder if they are practising or training?

Sandie asked me about the Tritium, that supposedly escaped
at the Palisades nuclear power plant in Michigan.

Tritium is a harmless isotope of hydrogen, and like hydrogen
or helium, it goes straight up. In captivity, it fires off Beta
particles, just like the green dots on gramma's alarm clock.
They go about a quarter inch in clean air, less in dirty air,
and they can not penetrate the dead outermost layer of skin.

If you were hoping for mutated mutts and purple cats, you
are out of luck. Tritium has always been around power plants,
but since it is harmless and rather useless, nobody except
reporters desperate for something to exaggerate, has paid
any attention to it. Tritium is like the Ozone generated in
light switches and breakers. Yes, sure, and so what?
It is measurable, but of absolutely no consequence.
Don't worry about it.

Have FUN!

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Think you can, think you canít; either way, youíll be right. --- Henry Ford "There are more important things in life than money, but they won't go out with you if you're broke." --- Socratex
Thanks to Bill fro this: You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says, "Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?"
If you want to make some money on the side,
now you can use the GTR Money Machine

A girl said to the salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker." He replied, "Well, that depends. Are you going sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"
I overheard a couple talking while they came out of a ressaturant and discussing their bill. "Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, each of the hogs back on the farm are worth more than a tractor." Click through for the big picture.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Misael Ruiz, 31 in Salinas California Man Posing As Female Prostitute Shot By Stun Gun SALINAS, Calif. -- Monterey County sheriff's deputies said they arrested a 31-year-old Salinas man who posed as a female prostitute before getting into a fight on Highway 101. On Tuesday night, Bryan Oster offered to pay Misael Ruiz, who he believed was a woman, $60 for sexual acts, Deputy Nicholas Kennedy said. Ruiz agreed and got into the 36-year-old's 1986 Silver Nissan, authorities said. After doing the sex acts inside the Nissan, the prostitute attempted to take more than $60 from Oster while he was driving, Kennedy said. The two men broke into a fight that eventually spilled into the street. "Oster produced a Taser electric stun device and repeatedly tried to use this device on Ruiz in order to retrieve his cash," Kennedy said. While wearing women's clothing, eyebrow liner, and lipstick, Ruiz fought back by beating Oster with a large rock, deputies said. While the two men were fighting, witnesses called 911 and deputies arrived on the scene at 11:25 p.m. Both men were arrested and booked into the Monterey County Jail. Ruiz, of Pearl Street in Salinas, was charged with prostitution and Oster was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, deputies said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sue Re: RoboForm problem with FireFox 7 Dear Webby You talked me into using RoboForm many yeaars ago, and I am very glad and grateful you did. The other day FireFox updated to version 7, which is OK, except for putting the HOME icon onto the far right corner, which is usually shoved beyond the edge of the screen. What is NOT OK is that RoboForm does not work with FireFox7. What do you recommend? Going to an earlier version of FireFox? Thanks Sue Dear Sue Just go to and download the current version, and do a really lazy install. It takes a while converting all your 6900 user names and passwords to the new format, so don't be impatient. Close down FireFox and let it do it's thing, while you go do the dishes. If you close down FireFox after starting the RoboForm Re-installation, it won't need your input, and it will be quite safe to even have breakfast. When you return, start up FireFox and it will have the familiar RoboForm bar and all your passwords will work as usual. However, if you get impatient and start FireFox before the RoboForm re-installation is completed, it won't work, and there might even be a danger, that you trash some passwords. So, do a lazy and patient installation, without messing around while it does it's thing, and it will work just fine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?" "My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp." "You wake up at six o'clock?" "Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."
Daily tip from Make Your Own Moon Sand For "moon sand", mix 9 cups play sand (really fine sand you can find at Wal-Mart). Add 3 cups cornstarch and 2 1/4 to 2 1/2 cups water. Start with 2 1/4 cup and continue adding water until you have the desired consistency. Mix well. Cover and store in an airtight container. You may need to add a few tablespoons of water if it needs to be moistened. By duckie-do from Cortez, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A man walked into a beer joint near Waco and ordered a beer. Just then President Obama appeared on the television. After a few sips, the stranger looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass, too," he muttered. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him and knocked him flat. The man said, climbing back up to the bar, "This must be Clinton country!" "Nope," says the bartender, "horse country." ------ Feel free to change the names in that joke. Originally it featured Napoleon.
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Ralph was an Air Force colonel. He routinely flew on different aircraft to familiarize himself with their capabilities. One day he was aboard an intelligence aircraft where each crew member was surrounded by complex gear. A young major showed him his computer screen. "That's a chat screen, Sir," the soldier said. "We use it to relay enemy information to the crew--like instant messaging." Nodding, he moved down the line. Flashing on an airman's screen several feet away was this warning: "Hide the game! Brass coming your way!"

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