Copies of XP 

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Today is Sunday, October 2

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Dana Perrino ( Fox News) describing an interview she recently 
had with a Navy SEAL. After discussing all the countries he had 
been sent to, she asked if they had to learn several languages? 
His reply: 
"Oh no ma'am, we don't go there to talk." 

Luckily the Presidential directive of "Courageous Restraint"
only applies to regular troops and Uniformed Social Workers.

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The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday. "A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk. "You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting new tires for her car."
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A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?" "Yes, I do, officer," she replied. "Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"
At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for her and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together. "Sweetie," the woman replied, "I just spent ten days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I know what I'm requesting." Click through for the big picture.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Dyan Castorena, 40 Inmate fled work detail PHOENIX The Arizona Department of Corrections is searching for an inmate who walked away from a work crew in Tolleson Friday morning. Dyan Castorena, 40, was working at the Manheim auto auction near Van Buren Street and 83rd Avenue when she took a car from the auction and drove away just after 11 a.m. She was last seen leaving the auction in a four-door silver or gray Toyota Camry driving west on Van Buren Street. Castorena is housed in the Piestewa Unit of Arizona State Prison Complex - Perryville. Arizona Department of Corrections teams from Perryville and the Lewis prison were dispatched to apprehend her. Castorena had been sentenced to 1.5 years out of Maricopa County for theft and has been in prison since July 13. It is not likely, that she will make it across the border and is facing five to ten years in maximum security, without a fresh air work release.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Rob Re: Copies of XP Dear Webby I put a copy of my Windows XP onto my daughter's computer after the hard drive on it went south and had to be replaced. It does the automatic updates just as regularly as mine. There is nothing to worry about. Rob Dear Rob Yes, you are right. Some stats program at Microsoft simply adjusted the percentage of people who run the same serial number on more than one machine. As long as it is just in the family, they usually don't make a fuss. If you were putting the same Windows serial number onto a few hundred machines in a company, then you would hear from their lawyers or the cops. However, as far as I know, the automatic updates and bug fixes work anyway even if the same serial number is on more than one machine. With Microsoft Office you have to be more careful. They can axe that, just as you are trying to save a big document, and force you to pay for it right then and there. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A young girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, while the women are cleaning the table, the father invites the fiance into the living room. "So, what are your plans?" the father asks. "I'm a bible scholar," he replies. "A bible scholar," the father says, "admirable...but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us." "And children?" asks the father, "How will you support children?" "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us." The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiance insists that God will provide. Later that evening, the mother is alone with the father and asks him "So, how did it go?" The father says, "He has no job and no plans. But, he thinks I am God!"
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An old wild west fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here." The trusty Indian Scout laid down and put his ear to the ground... "Heap large war party," he says, "maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black stallions, two on white stallions. All have war paint...many many guns. Medicine man also with them." "Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all of that just by listening to the ground???" "No, General," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate."
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dog to find the fire hydrant!"

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