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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, October 6

On my evening walk today I noticed, that Halloween is 
sneaking up on us. 

There was light rain falling, so I started out with a jacket,
but going up the road to the water tower got too warm, 
and took it off. It isgetting dark a lot earlier, but as 
long as I am moving briskly, it is not too cold.

Have FUN!

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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. --- Nancy Astor Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Interviewer: Congratulations on winning the lottery. Farmer: Thank you. Interviewer: Do you have any special plans for spending the money? Farmer: Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming 'til it's gone.
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A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. "Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor. "'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' means a vain, but usually unsuccessful, attempt to do that with the aid of a golf club."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to John Tyrone McCoy, 18, of Melbourne, FL Robber returns to scene, gets arrested West Melbourne police officials say a robber was arrested Monday night after he returned to the scene to reclaim the wallet he had stolen from a teenager, then stashed nearby with the handgun he used in the crime. John Tyrone McCoy, 18, of Melbourne faces one misdemeanor count of petty theft and a felony count of robbery with a firearm. The West Melbourne Police Department said McCoy hid the items in a frantic dash from responding police officers and returned 15 minutes after the officers had slowed their search for a suspect. “It’s pretty common for a criminal to return to the scene,” said Cmdr. Steve Wilkinson, a spokesman for the West Melbourne Police Department. “But we had no idea he was going to come back and retrieve the items from his hiding place.” Around 8:05 p.m., a young man approached a 17-year-old boy at West Melbourne Community Park and forced him to the ground with a black handgun, the police said. The robber stole the boy’s wallet as the victim lay on the ground. “The victim felt like he was going to be shot,” Wilkinson said. “That was the robber’s intent: to make him believe that.” The robber left on a bicycle, which also was stolen. Responding officers set up a perimeter around the park at 3000 Minton Road. But they came up empty. It wasn’t until about 15 minutes after the police broke down the perimeter that an officer spotted a suspicious vehicle. Wilkinson said that before the robber fled, he hid the stolen wallet and his black handgun near the baseball field bleachers at Minton Road and Flanagan Avenue. But this time, the man was in a car with two women. “The officers saw a car with lights on, and there shouldn’t be anyone there because the park was closed,” Wilkinson said. “They broke down the perimeter, but they didn’t give up looking for this suspect.” Wilkinson said McCoy was found with the wallet and the black pistol, which proved to be a BB gun. The victim positively identified McCoy as the suspect, the commander added. The armed robbery charge McCoy was arrested on is a first-degree felony punishable by life in prison. He was held this morning at the Brevard County Detention Center and is due for an initial court appearance this afternoon. Detectives wouldn’t rule out that the robbery was a setup and that the other people inside the car were involved.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Remy Re: Unreadable font colors Dear Webby From Remy Dear Webby With halloween approaching, a lot of web sites are using a black or midnight-blue page background. That makes their normally navy colored text unreadable. How can anybody be that stupid ? And how can I read their text anyway? Remy Dear Remy Most likely you have your browser set to use YOUR color choices for text and for links. Click in your browser on TOOLS Internet Options Accessibility In there take off the checkmarks. That allows the browser to use the text and link colors specified by the webmaster of the site that you are visiting. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Chuck filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost. Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit. Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click. "Great," Chuck thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks."
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My uncle thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband." His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"
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I graduated from a private school that I didn't like much. Once I was outta there, I had no particular desire to ever contribute to their latest fund drive or future athletic events. Sure enough, Alumni Affairs staff called my folks, got my current number and tracked me down. 'So, what have you been doing with yourself?' the perky alumnus asked. I responded, "Oh, not a lot. Same as at college, just stealing cars, and running moonshine." They've never called back.

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