Fake YouTube emails 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Friday, October 7
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

There was a nasty and wet north-wind blowing, when I went for
my evening walk, so I wore my good old cowboy hat. It kept 
most of the horizontal rain and spray off my glasses, but didn't
do anything for my ears. If the weather doesn't improve
soon, I'll be digging out my Calgary Flames hoodie.

Have FUN!

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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. --- Erica Jong
My niece bought her five-year-old daughter Ruthie a hamster. One day he escaped from his cage. The family turned the house upside-down and finally found him. Several weeks later, while Ruthie was at school, he disappeared again. My niece searched frantically but never found the critter. Hoping to make the loss less painful for Ruthie, my niece took the cage out of her room. When Ruthie came home from school that afternoon, she climbed into her mother's lap. "We have a serious problem," she announced. "Not only is my hamster gone again, but this time he took his cage."
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A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter, the only problem, was that he didn't know the plural of 'Mongoose'. He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese." No, that won't work, he tried again: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongooses." Is that right? Finally, he got an idea: "To whom it may concern, I need a Mongoose, and while you're at it, send me a second one."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Patrick John McKeen, 48, Cape Coral, Florida Cape man charged with DUI while riding bicycle Responding to a traffic crash on Southeast 15th Ave on Sunday, Cape Coral police found a man lying on his side, with his face down, straddling a bicycle and holding an open can of beer. He was conscious, but onlookers did not want to move him, according to a police report. When he was asked what happened, Patrick John McKeen, 48, told police he was riding his bicycle home from a bar while drinking a beer and fell over. After failing field sobriety exercises, McKeen was placed under arrest for DUI, an uncommon charge for someone riding a bike in the Cape. He declined a breath test but told police he would likely blow a .35 because he is an alcoholic, but that he had not spilled his beer and was just resting.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Rick Re: Fake mail from YouTube Dear Webby From Rick Dear Webby I have received a few emails now, claiming to be from YouTube, some about my video having been deleted, -even though I don't have any videos-, some about "personalizing my YouTube experience". Somehow I suspect, that those emails are phony, and I have not clicked on the links in them. What's the story? And how can I tell for sure? Rick Dear Rick They are as phony as a xeroxed Three Dollar bill. If you get MailWasher, it will show you the actual addresses and links, not just what the scammers are trying to fake. And it marks that stuff for deleting. That way, if you don't watch it and just hit PROCESS, it will automatically delete that crap right on the server, without downloading it to your computer. If you don't get MailWasher, just be extra careful, and be aware, that the scammers have your address. They will soon try other tricks. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Wife : What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night? Husband : Golfing with friends, my dear. Wife : What? At 2 a.m.? Husband : Yes. We used nightclubs.
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Garden Tags from Aluminum Roof Flashing You can make garden tags out of leftover aluminum roof flashing (the kind on a roll). I took a simple tag design that I drew, printed it out on heavy paper, and cut it out. I took that template and a sharpie and traced that design onto the flashing metal multiple times. I cut it out with regular scissors, then punched a small hole with a hole punch for a place to hang them. The garden tags can be decorated by embossing if you like, simply etch the name of the plant you are identifying with a sharp tool. By jason0475 from Collegeville, PA http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned home. "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers, " the son said. "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while in Israel I converted to Christianity." "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done?" So in the tradition of the patriarchs he went to his best friend and sought his advice and solace. "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian." So in the traditions of the Patriarchs they went to the Rabbi. "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our sons?" Brothers, we must take this to God," said the Rabbi. They fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts to the Almighty. As they prayed the clouds above opened and a mighty voice stated, "Amazing that you should come to Me. I, too, have sent My Son to Israel."
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A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"

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