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Today is Thursday, October 13

Had to drive to Calgary for some tests. They mostly just
listened to my heart and told me, that they would set up an 
appointment for an angiogram sometime next month.
Cant be too drastic, or they would have done it right

Have FUN!

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Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. --- John Kenneth Galbraith All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often. --- Stanislaw J. Lec,
The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks." "But that's perfectly normal," replied the doctor. "Many people prefer wool socks to those made from cotton or acrylic. In fact, I myself like wool socks." "You DO?" exclaimed the man. "With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?"
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Thans to Betty for this one: My children have never been thrilled about taking naps, but one day they were putting up more of a fuss than usual. In the middle of the tantrums, a friend called. "What's all the commotion?" she asked. "Nothing," I said. "Just the siesta resistance."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Joseph Wilson, 50 100th arrest PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. A man accused of stealing socks and underwear led police on a foot chase before he was caught hiding behind a trash bin, then arrested for the 100th time. Joseph Wilson, who turned 50 this year, reached the dubious milestone Thursday in Port St. Lucie. According to an arrest affidavit, Wilson walked out of the Bealls department store at 10135 U.S. Highway 1 with the merchandise under his clothing. When a loss-prevention officer tried to confront Wilson, he jumped into a waiting minivan and ordered the driver to "take off," the report said. Wilson's friend didn't take off, so the suspect hustled out of the other side of the vehicle and ran away, according to the affidavit. The officer lost him, but a witness called police a short time later to say Wilson was in the bushes in a Wendy's parking lot just down the road. When two officers arrived and found Wilson, the sweaty suspect first said he was out for a jog and just trying to cool off behind the trash bin. Eventually, he cited "hard times" and was taken into custody without any further struggle, the report said. The merchandise Wilson is accused of stealing was worth $174. Prior to Thursday, Wilson had a record that included 37 felony arrests, 47 misdemeanors and 15 others. In all, he's been convicted in 35 of those incidents.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Dimitris Re: Popcorn packing Dear Webby It is always nice to get appreciative fan mail. Here is a picture of a Laser toner cartridge a fan sent back for a refill: Yes, real popcorn! The warehouse crew saved me a cup full of it and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Our toner cartridges are precision made to keep the micro-fine toner powder from leaking out, so there is no danger of popcorn causing any problem, as long as it is not buttered. However, the smell of the popcorn may be a bit too tempting to some hungry soul handling the package in transit. There is no need to go buy expensive packing material. Some wadded up shopping bags will do just fine. As a treat from fans, what we appreciate the most is a picture!! Dimitris Dear Dimitris At your low prices and the high cost of shipping, I didn't think it was worth shipping toner cartridges back to you. Maybe you can add a map to atlantic that shows the areas, from which shipping back empty cartdridges is a good idea. Have FUN! DearWebby
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From Ed I was inspecting facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descended to just a couple feet, then gunned both engines, climbed, and circled back. While my heart pounded, the passenger beside me seemed calm. "I wonder why he didn't land," I said. "He was checking to see if the landing strip was plowed," the man said, "and checking how deep the snow is. by blowing some of it away with the props." As we made a second approach, I glanced out the window. "It looks plowed to me," I commented. "No," my seat mate said. "It hasn't been cleared for some time." "How can you tell?" I asked. "Because," the man informed me, "I'm the guy who drives the plow."
Daily tip from Storing Rotary Cutter A handy holder for a rotary cutter is an old glasses case that is closed on one end and open on the other. Insert cutter into case, roller edge first, and it keeps your cutter out of the way of small hands. By Nancy from Magalia, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A career military man, who had retired as a corporal, was telling the younger men how he handled officers during his years of service... "It didn't matter a hoot if he was a Major General, an Admiral, or the Commander-in-Chief. I met these guys every single day and always told them exactly where to get off!" "Wow, you musta been something," the admiring young soldiers remarked. "What was your job in the service?" He replied, "Elevator operator in the Pentagon."
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This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.

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