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Today is Wednesday, October 19

TOTUS stolen in Virginia
The truck carrying the TOTUS, (the Teleprompter Of The United States)
podiums, and audio equipment was stolen in Virginia.
The truck was parked at the Virginia Center Commons 
Courtyard Marriott in advance on Wednesday’s presidential 
visit to Chesterfield. Sources said inside that vehicle was the TOTUS,
about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several bullet-proof
podiums and presidential seals.

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A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. --- Jerome Blattner Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. --- Edward Shepherd Mead
A fellow evidently under the influence was trying desperately to catch a train back to his suburban home. Three times he got on the wrong train. Each time he was told that he would have to take another train. When he boarded a fourth train he slumped down in a seat beside a clergyman, whose eyes, ears and nose told him that this new passenger had been drinking too much. He told our besotted friend: "Brother, may I tell you that you are traveling the rough and rocky road to damnation." To which the drunk replied: "Don't tell me I'm on the wrong train again!"
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A Prayer For Moms And Dads Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. I pray I find a little quiet Far from the daily family riot May I lie back--not have to think about what they're stuffing down the sink, or who they're with, or where they're at and what they're doing to the cat. I pray for time all to myself (did something just fall off a shelf?) To cuddle in my nice, soft bed (Oh no, another goldfish--dead!) Some silent moments for goodness sake (Did I just hear a window break?) And that I need not cook or clean-- (well heck, I've got the right to dream) Yes now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my wits about me keep, But as I look around I know-- I must have lost them long ago!
Thanks to Sue for this picture: Click through for the large version. Good morning Webby The Muskrat is a regular visitor to our yard, his home is the dugout out back. Sue
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Teddy Deavers, 24 from Gaithersburg, MD Burglar calls cops for a ride FREDERICK, Md. -- Frederick police say a burglary suspect called them to ask for a ride home after he spent five hours out in the cold. Police said Sunday that they took 24-year-old Teddy Deavers into custody instead. The Gaithersburg man was being held Monday on burglary and conspiracy charges and couldn't be reached for comment. Police say Deavers and three others were spotted stealing copper from a construction site late Saturday night. Officers quickly caught three of the men. But they say Deavers remained at large until nearly 5 a.m., when he called police from a gas station and demanded a ride home. They say Deavers complained that he was cold and wet. Overnight temperatures were in the upper 40s.
From: Hank Re: Make Gmail the default mail Dear Webby, How do I make gmail my go to email. in IE, I select TOOLS, then INTERNET OPTIONS, then PROGRAMS. then EMAIL. How do I get GMAIL on the selection list here? . I was told I need a special program from GMAIL or MICROSOFT. can you help. When I am in a program and I have a selection saying EMAIL THIS, I would like it to go to Gmail compose. Now it goes to yahoo mail front page. Thanks Hank Dear Hank Microsoft gets into a snit when you use a better email program, and especially in W7 make it tricky to set a non-Microsoft email program as the default. To get around that childish behavior, you have to tediously hack around in the Registry, or get a little helper from Gmail to do that for you. They call it a Notifier. It notifies or calls Gmail and opens it. Just download and run it, Right-click the Notifier icon in your system tray, Select Options. Check the box next to Use Gmail for internet mailto: links. Click OK. That should do the trick. Have FUN! DearWebby
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From Bella The fragrance department of a major New York City store where I shop is always pushing the latest scents. Attractive models move about the floor offering to spray customers with the newest bouquet. One day, outside the store's restaurant, a model sprayed two women who had just finished their lunch. When one woman com- mented that the perfume was too strong, the model replied, "The fragrance will be softer once it dries and the alcohol wears off." "Shee!" her friend chided. "I told you not to have that shecond dwrink."
Daily tip from Store Touch-up Paint in Film Canisters Save film canisters and use them to store small amounts of leftover paint for touch-ups. Label each one and store in a handy place. Instead of a label, you can also just paint a part of the film canister lid with the paint for quick reference. By duckie-do from Cortez, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
At one point in my life I had considered joining the Baptist Church. For those of you who don't know, the Baptists practice total body immersion to baptize a person. Luckily I even knew a minister in that faith, since I was dating his daughter and it was her idea to start out with. I asked him if he would consider performing the service. He paused a minute or two, gave me a long thoughtful look and said, "Well, if you're serious about this, a dipping just won't do it for you. We'll have to find a place to anchor you overnight."
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The teller had just been robbed for the third time by the same man, and was being asked by a police officer if she had noticed anything specific about the criminal. "Well, yes," said the teller. "He appears to be better dressed each time."

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