Giving dope a bad name 

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"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends." --- Balthasar Gracian "Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching." --- Socratex
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!" The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!" The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"
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You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again. Which one would you offer a ride ? Here is what I would do: I would give the car keys to my old friend, so that he can warm up while he takes the old lady to the hospital. And I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams, and hope the bus is stuck in the snow somehwere."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Amy Horman, 24, of Perryville, Missouri Amy Leigh Brown, 35, of Nebo, North Carolina Judy Weible, 61, in Pearl, Mississippi Giving dope a bad name Here are three, but there were more. PERRYVILLE, MO (AP) - A Missouri woman's text message to the wrong number has landed her in jail. The Southeast Missourian reports that 24-year-old Amy Horman of Perryville offered drugs for sale in the text - but inadvertently sent it to a Perry County deputy sheriff. Deputies searched Horman's home. Sheriff Gary Schaaf says they seized 3/4 of a pound of marijuana, along with scales used for processing, packaging and selling marijuana. Horman is charged with felony distribution of a controlled substance and misdemeanor unlawful use of drug paraphernalia. A second woman is also charged. Both are jailed. ------------ NEBO, North Carolina – Authorities in North Carolina said they arrested Amy Leigh Brown whose wrong-number text about a drug deal was received by a sheriff’s deputy. The McDowell County Sheriff’s Office said Deputy P.V. Alkire received a text message from a number he did not recognize from a sender who identified herself as Amy and asked if he wanted business tonight. The sender said she was selling bones, a street term for the prescription anti-anxiety drug Xanax, and Alkire arranged to purchase 10 of the pills at Nebo Truck Stop. The deputy arrived for the sale and found the car described by the seller. The passenger in the car, Amy Leigh Brown, 35, was arrested and charged with intent to sell and deliver a Schedule IV controlled substance. Investigators said Brown was carrying 25 generic Xanax pills. ---------------- A Pearl woman is behind bars for accidentally trying to sell drugs to a Hinds County Sheriff’s Deputy over the phone, a sheriff’s department spokesman said. Judy Weible, 61, apparently dialed a wrong number last night to sell painkillers, and inadvertently got an investigator with the Hinds County Sheriff’s Department’s Street Crimes Task Force. The investigator thought the call had to be a joke, so he ignored it, said HCSO spokesman Lt. Jeff Scott. Once the woman called back and text-messaged several times, investigators made arrangements to meet her. When they did, they arrested her with 30 hydrocodone pills, Scott said.
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A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning sevice. "I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor says. "Well, Rev'rund", the farmer says,"I had some hay to put up before the rain. I figured it was better to sit on the tractor thinking about God than to sit in church thinking about the hay getting wasted."
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The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons." "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any crayons. You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?" "Not really," Willie said, "What did you do with all them crayons, that nobody ain't got?"

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