She loves MailWasher 



Zoom the font size for best readability  

Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, October 22

Thanks Jim!

We had an icy and rude wind while I went for my walk. 
There sure was no gullible warming here! If this keeps up,
I definitely will have to dig out the Calgary Flames hoodie.
It's still from the days, when they were bright red. 

By the time I went out again after 2 am to watch the 
Orion shower for a bit, the wind had slowed down quite
a bit. By the way, if your sky is clear, there should be more
falling stars between midnight and morning tonight.

Have FUN!
DearWebby


If you can help with the server cost
please donate what you can!

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. --- Leo Tolstoy Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. --- Oscar Wilde
An off-ramp of a freeway in Long Beach, CA, has been torn up for years. Recently, someone put up a handmade sign reading, "Scientists tell us that the sun will burn out in one and a half billion years. It is sad that this contractor will have to finish working in the dark."
NOW the link works! Sorry about that.
If you have an iPad and wonder, how you can use more than 1% of it's capabilities, then you need this book!

Woman's Dictionary Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron FINE! = Of course I'm upset, you moron Nothing = if you dont realize what I am upset ubout, I definitely won't tell you. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
Click through for the large version.
If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes!

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Heroin for sale fliers to get police action PORTLAND -- A North Portland home was raided Tuesday after fliers throughout the neighborhood advertised drug sales at the address, police said. Of the seven adults inside the home during the raid, six were arrested on various drug charges. A teenager in the home was placed in protective custody. Early Tuesday morning police executed a search warrant at a home in the 3900 block of N Massachusetts Avenue, according to Lt. Robert King with the Portland Police Bureau. Officers said they found nearly marijuana, heroin, a sawed-off shotgun, thousands of dollars in cash and the materials for a methamphetamine lab inside the home. "The neighborhood response team began this investigation over a year ago because of numerous neighborhood complaints," King said. "At one point a neighbor gave officers an 8" by 10" flier, supposedly found in the neighborhood that said 'Heroin for sale' and gave the address and the names of the dealers." People in the area had been complaining to police for over a year. Neighbors were grateful that the investigation led to arrests. "It was taxpayer money at work. It was great," said neighbor Doug Barrett. "It's what we've been lobbying for, so it was a great relief and we told them so." "They came out smiling; they were happy to see us," said Sgt. John Birkinbine of the positive response from the neighbors. "A lady brought a bucket full of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies to us to tell us thank you. We felt like fire fighters for a few minutes. It was good." Heroin4sale.jpg
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Alice Re: MailWasher Dear Webby, I just wanted to thank you for suggesting the MailWasher. I was about to pull my hair out with all of the spam e-mails. Now it is a breeze to check my e-mails. Thank you so much. Alice Dear Alice Just wait until you start playing with the filters! Then you will really feel the power you have. Have FUN! DearWebby
AD #2
If you can help with the server cost
please donate what you can!

A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So that he would not be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back woods until he reached his wife's house. When he reached the house, he rang the bell, his wife opened the door and screamed, "You lousy bum! Where and with whom have you been? You escaped two days ago!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Guitar Picks from Repurposed Items I recently found an old wallet from somewhere I lived years ago. In it I re-discovered old library cards, bank cards, etc. Instead of throwing them out, I grabbed my snips and made myself some guitar picks! For softer strengths, use milk jugs or plastic lids. By AlaskanAurora from Dutch Harbor, AK http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society. "So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once you're released?" The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I went to school for mechanical engineering. That's still a good field, good money there. "But on the other hand, I thought I might go back to college and study art history, which I've grown interested in lately, or maybe website design." Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like intriguing possibilities." The patient replies, "And the best part is, in my spare time, I can continue being a teapot and post stuff to Yahoo groups."
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double-opt-in confirmation request.
Some teachers at state universities get to know their students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recently asked his girlfriend to marry him as well. "What was her answer?" the instructor asked. "I don't know," the student replied. "She hasn't e-mailed me back yet."

Sun Dogs & Desert Glass







[ view entry ] ( 396 views )   |  permalink  |  print article  |   ( 2.8 / 240 )

<<First <Back | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90 | 91 | 92 | 93 | 94 | Next> Last>>