MailWasher and Outlook 

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Today is Monday, October 24

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Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. --- Rudyard Kipling Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. --- Arthur Schopenhauer
Every morning for years, at about 11:30, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the operator summed up nerve enough to ask him why the regularity. "I'm foreman of the local sawmill," he explained. "Every day I have to blow the whistle at noon so I call you to get the exact time." The operator giggled, "That's really funny," she said. "All these years we've been setting our clock by your whistle.
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One day in heaven, St.s Peter, Paul and John were standing around the paddocks watching the horses frolic. " I am certainly bored" stated John "Me too" answered Paul Peter stood and watched the horses "I know" Peter began "Why dont we have a horse show?" Paul and John thought the idea was Great, except for one small detail... Paul pointed out. "Who are we to compete against?" The trio pondered the moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call up Satan and invite him to the show." "I mean, we have all of the finest horses here in heaven. All the world champions and national champions are here. His stable is filled with the spoiled, difficult, and mean horses. We are certain to win at the show." And so the trio called up Satan on "The Other Realm" communication line and invited him to their show. Satan laughed and asked why they would want to be humiliated like that? He would certainly beat them. Peter, Paul and John did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked "We have all the national and world champion horses in our stable. How could you possibly beat us?" Satan paused a moment and laughed. "Have you forgotten so soon gentlemen?" " I have ALL the Horse Show Judges!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to two parents who let 9 year olds drive Lori Rogers, 36 in Grand Junction, Colorado No Mugshot available anywhere According to a NBC9 News in Colorado, a mom has been accused of letting her 9-year old daughter drive to McDonald's. Grand Junction police say that 36-year-old Lori Rogers let her 9-year-old daughter drive miles across town, reportedly stopping at a McDonald's and even going through the drive-thru. Bizarre? We thought so. But it gets worse. Apparently, Rogers' 10-month-old baby was also in the backseat. The thought process is baffling to us. But to the 9-year-old driving? Well, things must be a lot simpler. In the daughter's estimation, as she told one witness, she was "simply learning how to drive." In any case, when police showed up to the McDonald's they saw that Rogers had moved back to the front seat. It was determined that she was suffering from some sort of mental or physical disorder, and the appropriate actions were then taken to ensure she was taken care of. Police say 36-year-old Lori Ann Rogers was cited on suspicion of two counts of permitting an authorized minor to drive, four counts of child abuse, four counts of reckless endangerment and two counts of operating an UN-INSURED vehicle. ---------------- Meanwhile in Michigan: Shawn Weimer, 39, of Brownstown DETROIT, Oct. 18 (UPI) -- Police in Michigan said a 9-year-old girl who was pulled over while driving for her drunken dad told officers she had been "driving good." Brownstown Township police said they received a call about 2:46 a.m. Oct. 8 from someone who had seen the young girl get into the driver's seat with her father, who appeared intoxicated, in the passenger's seat at a Citgo gas station, the Detroit Free Press reported Tuesday. The witness followed the vehicle until it was pulled over by an officer. "She was doing fine," Detective Lt. Robert Grant said. "And, in fact, as heinous as this is, the little girl looks at the police officer and says, 'What did you stop me for? I was driving good.' Incredible. Obviously, the officer told her she was too young to drive." Shawn Weimer, 39, of Brownstown Township was arrested on charges of felony second-degree child abuse and misdemeanor fourth-degree child abuse. He was also charged with being a habitual offender. Weimer, who the girl said had been drinking whiskey all night, told officers he was teaching his daughter to drive. "He was argumentative with us, that it was his right to teach his daughter how to drive," Grant said. Weimer, who refused a breath test, has previous convictions for receiving and concealing stolen property, unarmed robbery, felon in possession of a firearm and felony firearm. He was also convicted of operating while impaired by liquor in an October 2007 crash in Wyandotte, Mich.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sig Re: How to use MailWasher Dear Webby: I need your help. I used mailwasher successfully with several email programs. Microsoft Outlook is now installed and I would like to use mailwasher with this software. What needs to be done to make it work? Sig Dear Sig 1) Set the address, that you want to wash, into the MailWasher accounts. 2) Set Outlook to NOT automatically check mail every so often. 3) Tell MailWasher that your currently favorite email client is Outlook. That's all there is to it. MailWasher will check and wash the mail and show you the list of what is left for a final glance. You may add another letter or two to the to be deleted list, or take the Delete checkmark off one. When all is as it should be, hit F6 MailWasher then does the washing and hands the baton over to Outlook. Depending on the version of Outlook you got, it will take the hint and download the washed mail, or it will just open and sit there looking silly. In that case, hit the CHECK MAIL button. Since all the spam has already been nuked, that will go fast. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered dump, or by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms for a short spell ?"
Daily tip from Chore Jar for Kids to Earn Extra Money I have two children who love toys, just like any other child. We have given them an allowance since the age of 4, for which they have to earn by performing chores. With this money, they are allowed to purchase a new or used item once a month. We believe this helps instill the lesson of saving money and budgeting. The oldest kid once saved enough money to buy a Nintendo DS which was over $100 at the time. He was only in the 1st grade. The children have a job jar which has slips of paper with job assignments and the money value written on them which gives them the opportunity to earn extra money if they wish. There is a maximum amount of $25 that they may earn weekly. This helps teach them that if they want extra money they have to work extra hard for it. Please note, that not every chore is something they will be paid for. There are chores that they do that are called "family chores" because it is something that benefits the entire family and everyone in the household does it. Source: Dave Ramsey's Financial Peace Jr. By linex_4 from San Antonio, TX Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
At our local funeral home families are given the chance to chose the music they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to Elvis Presley's hit, "Love me Tender." The day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk in to the service. Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to, "Return to Sender."
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A guy took his girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents! I'd hate to think what they'd do, if it was a whole DOLLAR!

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