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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 25

A British band and a group of scientists have made the most 
relaxing tune in the history of man, an Mp3 of which is at the 
bottom of this article.

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled 
the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more 
effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and 
Coldplay. Weightless

Well, personally, I think one would probably need to drink 
warm English beer, and lots of it, to find that caterwauling
relaxing. Those "scientists" seem to have been smoking the 
same rope as the ones, who cooked the stats to come up with
the Gullible Warming hoax. You listen to it, and tell me!

If you know of any piece of music, that you find the most
relaxing, please tell me, and I'll see if any one piece of
music is selected by more than one person.

Have FUN!
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Jill, in the personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. She sent this reply... "Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we do have a few alcoholics."
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Thanks to Bob for this story: Five years after my wife and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a note: "I wanted to make sure the marriage would last." She wasn't amused, but did think the present deserved a thank-you note anyway, which she dutifully sent five years later. Her note read: "I wanted to be sure the ice-cream maker worked."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Dale Foughty, 56 in Jacksonville, NC Flakey Spiderman JACKSONVILLE, North Carolina — A note to would-be crooks channeling their favorite superheroes: Just because you're wearing the mask, it doesn't mean you have super powers. Authorities in North Carolina say a sword-wielding bandit wearing a Spider-Man mask walked into a convenience store Wednesday morning and demanded money. The Onslow County Sheriff's Office says the clerk pulled out a broom and poked the suspect in the stomach. A second clerk joined in the struggle. When he was overpowered, the two women were able to rip off his mask, as well as part of his ponytail.The Sheriff's deputies found him at a nearby home. “The suspect had shaved off his hair,” the release said. “His hair was all over the table in the living room, but the suspect was unable to get rid of the lumps on his head that were left by the broom handles. “It was quite noticeable … that he was very sore as a result of his encounter with the store clerks.” Fifty-six-year-old Dale Foughty faces several charges. He is jailed under $10,000 bond.
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"I'm sorry sir, we don't have any African Violets in stock. We don't carry them at this time of year. Perhaps a nice potted geranium?" "No," replied Kevin rather sadly, "It was African Violets that my wife told me to water while she was gone."
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To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said finally. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner. The food starts on the next page."
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Thanks to Vinny for this story: I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband ordered a bottle of wine with the meal. When the server brought it, our children became quiet as she began the ritual uncorking. She poured a small amount for me to taste, and then our six-year-old piped up, "Mom usually drinks a LOT more than that!"

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