Saving pictures from the work machine 



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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, October 26


I got quite a few recommendations for relaxing tunes, 
but so far not a single one has shown up twice. 
However, every one of those suggestions is a number
of classes better than the crap those "scientists" 
came up with.

Let's keep this going and see if there is a pattern.

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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"A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married." --- H.L. Mencken The more devices we invent for dominating nature, the more we must serve them if we are to survive. --- Socratex
When I attended a convention once of oil men, the first speaker was from Texas. He rambled on about crap for a good half hour and then introduced the next gent, who happened to be from Oklahoma. The Texas man said, "Oklahoma, an outlying province of Texas." The second speaker said, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, but, just to set the record straight, there ain't NO state that can out-lie Texas."
NOW the link works! Sorry about that.
If you have an iPad and wonder, how you can use more than 1% of it's capabilities, then you need this book!

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad." The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up. "You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked. "Exactly," replied the instructor. To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Alexandrea Brooks, Atlanta, GA Woman steals 26 boxes of condoms, ovulation test Shoplifting cases are usually forgettable, but a Cobb arrest warrant issued Thursday is pregnant with intrigue. According to Cobb police, a woman identified as Alexandrea Brooks infiltrated the Walgreens at 3033 Johnson Ferry Road in Marietta and made off with 26 boxes of condoms and an ovulation test. And a box of Huggies baby wipes. Total value of paradoxical purloined prophylactics: $562.68. Walgreens workers saw Brooks enter the store Sept. 11, fill a shopping basket with condoms and march out the front door. She got into a vehicle, and the driver took off, but not before workers wrote down a tag number. Police eventually tracked down the driver, who gave police Brooks’ name. Brooks is an old hand at shoplifting, according to multiple Cobb warrants. And in 2009, she was charged with battery for head butting a man several times, causing his face and nose to swell.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Mary Re: Saving pictures from work machine Dear Webby, We are getting new computers at work in about 2 weeks. Yay!!! However, not being computer savvy like some people, I don't know what to do about this problem. I have quite a few pictures saved on the computer in MY PICTURES. Is there any way to save them without too much trouble?? I am not even sure how to save them to disk, if I could. I can't use any programs to upload the pictures. Can you help me please??? Thanks. I always read and love your newsletter. mary Dear Mary Hopefully your new computers will not be Windows7, otherwise there will be lots of cussing and swearing and a lot less work getting done. Burning pictures onto CD or DVD or a removable hard drive on a work computer is generally frowned upon. From the distance, they can't tell, whether you are taking secret company data home, or whether you have used the company computer to surf the net and collect porno, or what. Since you are not allowed to upload the pictures, the only option you have is to email them to somebody like me, and I will upload them onto a site for you, so that you can save them into the new computer. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The other day I needed to call home, but the only pay phone I could find was in use. So I stood to the side and politely waited until it was free, thinking it would only be a couple of minutes. Five minutes went by, and still the man was on the phone. He was just standing there, not saying a word. Another five minutes went by, and he still wasn't talking. Finally, I tapped him on the shoulder and asked if I could use the phone. I really wouldn't be long, but needed to make an important call. "Hold your horses," he responded, covering the receiver. "I'm talking to my wife."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Give Each Child Their Own Color I have four kids in my house. To make things easier, each kid has their own color (green, blue, red, pink/yellow). we have three boys and a girl. Most things come in green, blue, red, and yellow like plates, bowls, cups, tooth brushes, etc. Our only girl likes the color pink, but most of the time I can't find pink so I get her yellow. That is why her color is pink/yellow. The main reason for the color system was when the kids were done eating dinner they all wanted dessert. The rule is "you have to finish what is on your plate to get dessert". There was always one plate that was left with food still on it, but each kid said, "That's not my plate! I ate all mine!" I never knew whose it was, but with the color system, NOW I know. These days, everything in our house comes in colors. By runningonempty1971 from Columbus, OH http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days." The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living with a garden hose the past 2 years....!"
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"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any hotter and I'd probably have a stroke."

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