Solution for saving private files off a work machine 

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Today is Wednesday, October 26

More recommendations for relaxing tunes came in today,
and a number of rather unflattering comments about
those "scientists" in England.
So far Beethoven seems to be in the lead.
Let's keep this going and see if there is a pattern.
I will post the list at the end of the month.

Have FUN!

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Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. --- Michel de Montaigne What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson The only cure for grief is action. --- George Henry Lewes
From Anna Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
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A spammer had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, laid on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked him a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Dorothy O'Neil, 37, of Haverhill, MA Drunk woman asks for directions, ends up in jail A Haverhill woman is facing serious drug charges after asking a police officer for directions. Dorothy O'Neil, 37, of 285 North Broadway, first floor, was charged with operating under the influence of alcohol, illegal possession of prescription medication and trafficking in cocaine. O'Neil was being held at the Methuen Police Station on $5,000 cash bail pending her arraignment in Lawrence District Court tomorrow. Methuen police Lt. Jim Jajuga Jr. said O'Neil approached Sgt. Stephen Debs at about 11:30 a.m. Friday in the parking lot of Jacksons Restaurant at 478 Lowell St. and asked him for directions. "He (Debs) suspected that she had been drinking, based on the way she was operating her vehicle and the fact he detected a strong odor of alcohol on her. She was slurring her words," Jajuga said. "She kept taking her sunglasses on and off, and Sgt. Debs noticed her eyes were watery and bloodshot. He called for assistance and Officer Shaun Cronin arrived on the scene," he said. O'Neil was placed under arrest after admitting to having several shots of Malibu Rum earlier in the morning and failing field sobriety tests administered by the officers, according to Jajuga. During a inventory search of O'Neil's vehicle, the officers recovered a plastic bag containing a white powdery substance later determined to be cocaine. Jajuga estimated the street value of the 30 grams of cocaine to be $3,000. Police also discovered another clear plastic bag containing 23 prescription pills suspected of being Ativan, and a small unlabeled prescription bottle containing marijuana. O'Neil requested to be taken to the hospital and was later released and returned to the police station. Police impounded her pickup truck.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Aletta Re: Solution for saving pictures from work machine Dear Webby, Regarding the question from Mary about the pictures on her work computer, I was in the same position not long ago. All I did was email the things I needed to keep using from my work email address to my personal gmail address. Of course, since gmail is accessible anywhere all I had to do then was re-save the pictures or documents to my new computer. I don't know if this will work for her but it did for me. Aletta Dear Aletta Thanks! That is a very good suggestion. Hopefully she can sneak out to Gmail! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the score "all-square" at the 18th tee. Bill slices his tee shot way left, and the ball finally stops on the cart path. Meanwhile, Bob smashes his first shot straight down the middle. "Oh well," says Bill, "I should get a free drop from there." "Heck no," says Bob, "We play the ball as it lies." And so Bill did. After dropping his opponent on the middle of the fairway, Bill took the golf cart to his lie on the concrete path. Sparks fly from the cart path, as Bill makes a few aggres- sive practice swings. Finally, Bill hits the ball off the cart path, leaving a miraculous shot only 3 feet from the pin. As the two meet in the fairway, Bob comments, "That was a great shot...what club did you use?" "Your 6 iron," says Bill.
Daily tip from Use Lint Brush To Clean Cutting Mat I do a lot of quilting. When I square up my blocks, I always have a lot of lint and little fabric pieces left on my cutting mat. I use a lint brush to get the mat fuzz free again. I also use both side of my cutting mat. By Gabriele from CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. "Well, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?" The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get my breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
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Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny fall day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?

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