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Good Morning,  !
Today is Friday, October 28
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Recommendations for relaxing tunes are still coming in.
I will post the list at the end of the month.

You can also go to
and pick a channel, that you like, for example Blue Grass or
Country or Classic or whatever you like. They are all free.
Then you can rudely BAN any nervous screecher and tune 
YOUR channel to YOUR taste. If you ban an artist, you will never 
hear that one again. 

You can also SKIP pieces, if you think that artist has other
stuff, that is good enough. That does not ban the artist.

In FireFox AccuRadio has a special tab at the left margin. 
There is no need to frantically wade through your 95 open tabs
to hunt for it for pausing it, when you get a Skype call or
when the boss wants to ask you something. That tiniy but 
special tab is always at the left margin.

Have FUN!

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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. --- Dudley Moore
A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation. At first, he handled most of the work. Eventually, though, he asked me to help with the last phase of the training. When I sat down with one woman and told her I would be showing her how to make changes to the files, she sighed with relief. "I'm so glad you're teaching me instead of him." Surprised, I said that my colleague was far more experienced than I was. "Yes," she said, "but I feel much more comfortable with you. I get nervous around smart people."
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At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office. "It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor." "You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it. You don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Rodrekus Woods, 26, Anthony Lewis, 22, and Laddarian Hardy, 21. all from Forestdale, AL Pizza Robbers arrested Three men from Forestdale have been arrested for robbing a pizza delivery man at gunpoint according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office. The delivery man was directed to a false address in Forestdale in the 800 block of Forestwood Lane around 9:45 p.m. Oct. 23. When the delivery man arrived, he realized the address he had been given for the order did not exist. He then received a phone call to his cell phone that told him he had gone to the wrong address and should go around the corner of Forestwood Lane and Forestwood Drive to deliver the pizza. The pizza delivery man found the alleged customer in the 1500 block of Forestwood Lane and as he got closer, two other men came from behind and held him at gunpoint. The three men took the delivery man's wallet and the pizzas. The victim left the scene, returned to the pizza store and called 911. Jefferson County Sheriff's Deputies responded to the report and observed several males standing near a car in the 600 block of Forestwood Road, in the area where the robbery occurred. When deputies approached, the men ran inside a residence. Deputies brought the men from the house back to the driveway and observed a pizza box in the back of one of the cars parked in the driveway. After searching the car, deputies found that the pizza box in the car belonged to the same order that was placed as part of the robbery. They also discovered a handgun. Three suspects were identified as the robbers and were charged with first-degree robbery: Rodrekus Woods, 26, Anthony Lewis, 22, and Laddarian Hardy, 21. They are all from Forestdale. They were taken to jail with bonds of $25,000 each.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Diana Re: Comcast Spam Dear Webby, Both of us use a web based email. My sister, who gets all the spam, uses Comcast, and I use gmail. Will mail washer work for web based emails? I have tried Eudora which is ok but I like gmail web just fine. I have made filters for incoming mail to go into different folders when they come in. Haven't figure out how to do it on Comcast email. Diana PS Sorry to be such a pest, but you are so smart and I like to pick your brain when needed Dear Diana MailWasher works just fine with Gmail, and Eudora, of course. I don't see why it would not work with Comcast, after all, it's just another email address. MailWasher looks at the mail on the server, and washes it there, before you use the email program of your choice to work on it. You can even wash the mail on a whole bunch of addresses from the receptionist machine every hour on the hour, and then have a dozen or more people haul in their mail at five minutes past the hour. That method is popular at clinics, that have a big herd of doctors, who don't have time to clean their mail. Naturally, it makes absolutely no difference what email program each of them use, as long as the person, who is the guardian of the mail, uses MailWasher. Everybody else just sees their mail as usual, except with all the spam cleaned out. Comcast is a bit weird. They don't really understand mail or spam, and jump to some really wacky confusions. They censor legitimate mail but let really obvious spam go through. You definitely need MailWasher, if you have a comcast address. And if your daughter likes postcards, don't expect a birthday or Christmas card. Comcast will most likely block it. There is a lot of mail coming from that site, ya know. Have FUN! DearWebby
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During the weeks before Jill's wedding, she was terribly anxious about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult and she will do just fine. "All you have to remember," he said, "is that when you enter the church you walk up the AISLE. The groom and best man will be waiting before the ALTAR. Then I shall request the congregation to sing a HYMN....then we shall get on with the ceremony. All you have to remember is the order in which those things happen and you can't go wrong." The happy day finally arrived, and the bridegroom waited nervously for his bride to appear. When she arrived and stood alongside him, he heard her quietly repeating to herself, "Aisle, altar, hymn, aisle, altar, hymn." Or, as it sounded to him, "I'll alter him!"
Daily tip from Garden Organizer Bucket Idea Four gallon square buckets fit inside five gallon round buckets. By putting the square one inside the round one, you have a center place for your potting soil and small spaces for the gardening implements and garden stakes. The four gallon diameter is 9 15/16 inches and the diameter of the five gallon is 11 inches approximately. You may have to play around with the different sizes, but if you have two at home that you can try out, why not? This would also work with boots in the center and umbrellas around the edges, tall and short dried flowers, or anything you want to keep handy and don't want to dig around for. Hope this helps! By Poor But Proud from Sweet Home, OR Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
At the end of the semester, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful young thing and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at parties. "Oh, I have a 3.9, so I'm much more attracted to the strong academic types than to dumb party animals," she said. "What's your G.P.A.?" Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 27 in the city and 38 on the highway."
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Thanks to Bob for this story: My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Marcia on the line. Will you accept the charges?" Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"

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