Ponderables 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks and months.

Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Don't worry about old age -- it doesn't last that long.




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