Can you run DSL and Fax on the same phone line? 



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Today is Wednesday, November 2

Remember that bonehead award a couple of days ago, for a 
drunk, half naked Ohio mother of three kids, who led police 
on a high speed chase and had to be stopped with spikes?

She got on tape with a half hour vile abuse rant against the 
arresting officer. She called him “nigger” at least 15 times, 
according to the NSFW clip. She also repeatedly called the cop 
a “bitch” and said he was “stupid as fuck.” All at very high
volume and a hate-filled voice. 

She had been driving drunk on a suspended license,
and was actually wearing an ankle bracelet that monitors 
alcohol intake, when she was nabbed by Bainbridge cops.
Her rap sheet includes two prior DUI collars.

Sounds like punishment for previous incidents was not 
sufficient for her to smarten up. It is drunks like her, who
are the reason for "Three times and you are out for life"
laws, that are gradually spreading from California to
other states.

Have FUN!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Karen henry, 45 in Palm Coast, Florida Woman Attacks Dad for Not Giving Her Potato Salad PALM COAST, Fla (CBS Tampa) — A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly attacking her father because he wouldn’t give her his potato salad. Flagler County authorities charged Karen Henry with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the Oct. 22 incident. According to police reports obtained by CBS Tampa, Henry became enraged when her 80-year-old father told her that she could not have his potato salad while he was eating dinner. Karen became very angry that she could not have the potato salad and began throwing and breaking items,” a report obtained by The Daytona Beach News-Journal states. “[She] then grabbed a large kitchen knife and began threatening [her father] with it.” According to the report, the elderly man grabbed a chair to defend himself so he could call authorities. Police say that while they were transporting Henry, she began complaining of abdominal pain. After her treatment at Florida Hospital Flagler, deputies overheard her on the phone asking her father to drop the charges. Another charge of tampering with a victim was added against her. She was then transported to the Flagler County Inmate Facility. She is being held there without bail.
From the Tech Support Pits: From Fred Re: DSL and Fax Dear Webby Can I run a fax machine on the same line as the DSL ? Thanks Fred Dear Fred Certainly! DSL or ADSL is just a very high frequency "fuzz" put onto the voice frequency phone line. Imagine a picture of a sine wave that is a bit fuzzy. The sine wave is still perfectly recognizable, and the fuzz can be cleaned off by the phone or fax machine with the same filter that cleans up the power line hum and static. The DSL filter does the opposite. It dumps the slow, voice and fax frequency stuff, and only passes through the very high frequency "fuzz". To the DSL modem, only the high frequency is usable data, and it sends it on to the computer's newtwork card. The phone or the fax machine don't care what the DSL modem does, and the DSL modem does not see or hear any of the phone stuff. Phones ringing, fax machines beeping or sending is the same to it as static is totally ignored by the DSL modem. The DSL splitter will give you two lines, one to the DSL modem, and one to phones, fax and the phone line modem built into the computer. You can use that phone line modem to dial up the old-fashioned way, when your fancy DSL fails. You do that with the built in, internal modem. That same built in internal modem also allows you to use WinFax or any computer based fax program to "print" to somebody else's fax machine. You pay long distance charges, the same as if you used a stand-alone fax machine, without actually having to buy a fax machine. That uses the phone side of the split phone line. The DSL modem uses the high frequency side of the split phone line. There is no conflict at all. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands... First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up? Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went. Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please!" Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands... First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up? Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went. Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove a point." Across the street was a Women Store. The first floor was labeled: "These women have adequate size boobs, never say no, are loyal and decent cooks." Nobody knows what is on the upper floors. It seems, men are always too hungry to worry about those floors.
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