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Today is Tuesday, November 8

Did the accusations about groping help Arnold to get elected,
even though he was a Republican in a Democrat state?
They sure did not hurt him. He more or less just laughed 
them off. Did Cain learn from Arnold?

Should be interesting soon!

Have FUN!
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Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it. --- Socratex All men commend patience, although few be willing to practice it. --- Thomas Kempis (1799-1850)
When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, there was endless ammunition. The most frequent target of course was the Resident Assistant. Approaching his room one afternoon, he noticed his door was ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the door's edge, ready to fall on him. As he took down the pail and emptied it into his sink, he laughed and remarked, "Those crazy guys actually thought they could fool me with that old gag!" About then he realized, that I had loosened the drainpipe beneath the sink and turned the "U" pipe so that it aimed at his crotch.
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At one job I had a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in a Ace Hardware paper bag. My co-worker stopped in mid-bite and stared at me, looking a little tense. When I pulled my sandwich out of the bag, he sighed in relief. "What's the matter?" I asked him. "Uh, nothing," he replied. "I was just beginning to think you really DO eat nails for lunch."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Miguel Medina, Albany OnStar reported DUI crash ALBANY -- A South Pearl Street man faces aggravated driving while intoxicated charges after his OnStar system lead police to the scene of a car accident early Tuesday, police said. Miguel Medina was charged with felony DWI, leaving the scene of a property damage accident and refusal to take a breath test, police said. The Albany man allegedly crashed a 2011 Buick Regal into a utility pole at the corner of Oneida and Catherine streets at 2:05 a.m., and fled the scene, according to police. The car was equipped with OnStar, and a system dispatcher reported the crash, police said. Officers arrived at the crash site, where witnesses said that Medina had run toward Slingerland Street, police said. Police arrested the man, whose age was not available, across from Bishop Maginn High School. Medina refused to take a sobriety test. Police said a Breathalyzer that he later submitted to registered his alcohol blood content at above 0.18 percent, more than twice the legal limit of 0.08. Medina was arraigned in Albany City Court.
Tech Support Pits: From Vanessa Re: Weatherproof print Dear Webby, I need to print some fliers, that get taped to the outside of doors. They are not directly in the weather, but don't seem to last the week, that they should. What kind of printing do you suggest? Vanessa Dear Vanessa I would use a Laser Printer, like the DELL 1320c for color or the DELL 1130 mono for $85. Lasers melt a waxy toner into the paper. Moisture may deteriorate the paper, but the laser printed parts will be protected. Unlike items printed with inkjets, laser printed colors will never run. Naturally, you have to use a quality toner from a reputable supplier. If BestBuy or Walmart puts toner cartridges on sale, you can bet that they have been sitting on their shelves for too long. I buy ink and toner from Atlantic Inkjet, and have for about a dozen years. The quality is excellent, shipping is fast, and the price is right. You can protect the paper from wind damage with a clear varnish spray, and unlike inkjet printed paper, with laser, the print quality will not deteriorate from the inside out or from the back.. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A group of women were talking together. One woman said, "Our congregation is sometimes down to 30 or 40 on a Sunday." Another said, "That's nothing. Sometimes our congregation is down to six or seven." A maiden lady in her seventies added her bit, "Why, it's so bad in our church on Sundays that when the minister says 'dearly beloved,' it makes me blush."
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A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T". Examples of those days are as follows: Tuesday Thursday Thanksgiving Today Tomorrow Thaturday Thunday

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