Laser vs Inkjet reliability 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, November 10

Had to go to the hospital today for a check-up of my legs.
Apparently the combination of heart attacks and diabetes 
are a cause for concern. So I took that as an excuse for
walking up to the hospital and back and enjoy the sunshine.
Black Diamond is in the valley and the hospital is up on 
the high prairie. 

I probably would have had an easier time when I was 18,
but I did manage without stopping.

Have FUN!

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Tech Support Pits: From Thomas Re: Inkjet versus laser reliability Dear Webby, I know from some of your posts that you are in favor of laser printers. My experience in offices with laser printers seemed to be that there was always something going wrong with the laser printers. It seems that there is so much more to go wrong with them then with inkjet printers. I am fearful of buying a laser printer and 6 months later being socked with a huge repair bill. Thomas Dear Thomas In the 80's Laser printers did have frequent problems, especially when they were used for cranking through a case or more of paper per week. I know, I used to be the one fixing them. I remember, when the IBM 3180 was the top of the line laser printer, and I was in good enough shape, that I could carry them alone down and up steep and long stairs. However, Lasers have come a long way in the last 25-30 years, and the cute secretaries, who abused them then, are grandmothers and great-grandmothers now. I am using a DELL 1320c color laser, and have for 3-4 years. All I ever do for it is stuff another ream of paper into it, and occasionally change toner cartridges. As long as you stay away from HP, Lasers are quite reliable nowadays. Since with a Laser you get into the Business Class, you get much better quality than at the bargain consumer level. Also keep in mind, withlasers, there is nothing to dry up or leak. They work with dry powder. However, when mine is five years old, I will seriously consider opening it and see if it needs cleaning and lubricating. Have FUN! DearWebby
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