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Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, November 13

One subscriber considered the term Flea-Bagger to be
"repulsive". Well, it was not me, who coined it, and it is
not going to go away in our lifetime.

Yes, quite likely, to parents and grandparents of the 
"Urban Protest Outdoors Residents", the term may
be less flattering, than they would prefer.

Obama and the Marxists have been quick to label
the Tea Party members as Tea-Baggers, so naturally
the members of the media have been eager to show off
the quick wits, that they sharpened in countless years 
in college, and labelled the opposite end of the spectrum,
the "Urban Protest Outdoors Residents", as Flea-Baggers.

I don't think they meant to refer to the smell of the sidewalk 
denizens, but just wanted to show off their ability, to make
a simple pun.

Just like nobody is going to stop using the term "Tea-Bagger",
don't expect the term "Flea-Bagger" to disappear. 
It is part of the language now.

The term OWS has not caught on, even with the people
involved. "Are you going tatea-baggerilgating at the arena?"
Nah, we promised to go flea-bagging on Main Street."

Have YOU heard anybody say, they are going "OWS'ing
on Main Street" ? Not likely. That's just not cool.

Just to add to the confusion, one reader reported that some
Marxists are trying to twist the name Tea-Bagger to a very
obscure and obsolete use of the word, not at all related to 
the Tea Party or their aganeda. Apparently, if the Marxists
had their way, the term tea-bagger would become a dirty word,
and they are frantically slobbering all kinds of posts about 
that onto the Internet.

Have FUN!

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Thanks to Bob for this one: After you've been with someone for awhile, you wind up with your own way of communicating. For example, the other day Mary hollered at me, "What are you looking for in that closet?" "Nothing," I hollered back. "Well," she shouted, "it's not in there. Look under the bed!"
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Tech Support Pits: From Michael Re: Outlook and Animated pictures Dear Webby, I had the same problem with animated GIFs in Outlook 2007 and 2010 -- they would not move. The solution is essentially the same as your solution: view the message in a browser. First double click on the message to open it into its own window, then from “Actions” on the Ribbon, choose “Other Actions”, then “View in Browser”. I know you don’t like Outlook, but some of us are required to use it by our employers. It took me 3 years to find this solution; if you publish this, hopefully it will help some others who are less tenacious. Aloha, -mkr Dear Michael If the animation is in email, instead of a folder, then most email programs have the option to view it in your browser. That goes back to the days when Eudora and Pegasus were the only email programs, and Netscape the only browser. In Eudora, for example, you right-click anywhere in the message, and hit S to Send to browser. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit real quick." "What did you do?" "I hid his teeth!"

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