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Today is Friday, November 18
Time to wear a bit of red 
to show your support for the troops!

It's not really snowing right here, but fine drift snow 
from elsewhwere is settling here. Temperature is -14
right now. 

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"What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a good idea." --- Mahatma Ghandi There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves. --- Albert Guinon
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.
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Have you ever noticed that good jokes always come back to you ? This one came back via Kristine: While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school. "Yes," he replied. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1957." "Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Kevin Daly, 22, Man Wearing “I'm Not An Alcoholic” T-Shirt Arrested for Drunk Driving A New York motorist wearing an “I'm Not An Alcoholic, I'm A Drunk” t-shirt was arrested early today for drunk driving after he crashed into a police car. Kevin Daly, 22, was nabbed after plowing his 2000 Saturn into a police vehicle on County Road 83 in Suffolk County. A cop in the cruiser was not seriously injured in the 1:45 AM crash. Daly, pictured in the mug shot on top, is not the first drunk driver to get a bonehead award for wearing the “I’m Not An Alcoholic” message t-shirt while driving drunk. In mid-2007, Amanda Lynn Bailey, 41, got a Bonehead Award for getting busted for DUI by Florida cops wearing the same distinctive black garment.
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While I was preaching in a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison quartet would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity and I looked forward to hearing them. The next evening, I was puzzled when four members of the church approached the stage. Then the pastor introduced them. "This is our prison quartet," he said, "behind a few bars and always looking for the key."
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Military leaders succeed in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. They are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question: attack or retreat? The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer: YES. The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally one of them submits a second request to the computer: YES WHAT? Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR.
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A young man took a farm girl into town for a date at a fancy restaurant. While studying the menu she asked, "What's filet mignon?" Thinking fast, her date replied, "It's pickled goat's liver. Why?"

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