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Today is Saturday, November 19

Remember that yellow mystery tree a coupleof months ago,
tht nobody could identify?

Sandie did. It is a "Kibra Hacha".
In case you forgot about it, here is the picture again:

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Nobody is perfect unless you are in love with them. Nobody is totally imperfect, unless you used to be in love with them --- Socratex
A woman is walking down the street carrying a small box with holes punched in the top. "What's in that box?" a neighbor asks. "A cat," the woman says. "What for?" "I've been dreaming about mice at night, and I'm scared. The cat is to catch them." "But the mice you dream about are imaginary," her neighbor says. The woman turns to her friend and whispers, "So is the cat. I couldn't afford thecat foodand the vet bills for a real one."
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One finds the most romantic people at home improvement centers. My son was helping a couple purchase a new door for their home. After he asked what size they needed, the stumped husband yelled clear across the store to his wife in home supplies, "Honey, c'mon over here and see which one of these door you can fit through!"
Thanks to Sandie for this picture: Click through for the large version. Ibis. Maybe something disturbed the ants and they spotted them?
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jeffrey Scott, 32, (The "black eye" is mascara, that she applied pre-arrest, just in case the cops didn't hurt real good.) Occupier burglared furniture The 32-year-old “Occupy Pensacola” protester was arrested yesterday on felony burglary and larceny charges for robbing a neighbor’s home of furniture, that he used at the protest group’s encampment outside City Hall. Scott was nabbed shortly after victim Ned English called police to report the theft of a couch, a recliner, four wicker chairs, and four couch cushions from his home, according to an Escambia County Sheriff’s Office report. The deputies had already noticed those items at the protest group’s encampment outside City Hall. When questioned by a deputy, Scott stated, “Yes, I took the furniture. I was going to give it back some day, but haven’t gotten around to it.” Scott, investigators noted, admitted entering English’s home through a rear window, taking the furniture, and using some of the stolen items.” Scott, pictured in the above mug shot, is being held in lieu of $20,000 bond in the county jail. Arrest records list the Virginia native's occupation as "nutritional aid." --------- His buddy, the "Praying Occupier", whose arrest has been featured on countless blogs, turned out to be the nut, who was arrested in Indiana last month for laying face up on a blanket “with his entire genitals showing.” With him officers had found the book “Gay Power,” a “Kroger bottle of extra virgin olive oil,” two cans of Miller beer, and Marlboro cigarettes. He is wanted for jumping bail and failing to appear in court. Do these people think the Bonehead Awards are a dating site?
Tech Support Pits: From: Minka Re: Browser Font Dear Webby, I noticed that you can set the fonts in the browser. What is the best fon? Minka Dear Minka That depends on what you use your browser for. If you are just shopping, researching, goofing around, etc, then Arial is a good font. If you have a small monitor but good eyes, then you can use Tunga. With that you can zoom down smaller than with Arial and still have good, readable text. If you use the broser to test and check your own work, set it to Comix or something silly like that. It will show you instantly, if you forgot to specify any particular font in your work. That happens to everybody, me included. You might want to turn off a font color, but go a step too far and also turn of the font face setting. An obviously goofy font will make that very visible. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Alf for this one: We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special." "How do you want your eggs?" "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the eggs home.
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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