How to grab individual PPS pictrues 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, November 30

In case you noticed, that I didn't send a Humor Letter for 
Tuesday, it's because some very cute nurses at Foothills
Hospital kidnapped me and tied me down with a whole bunch
of EKG wires, and flirted at me all evening and night.

Actualy, when the docs did an angioplasty, they saw that one
of the stents, that they had installed in March, had collapsed,
and since I was already hooked up, they decided that needed
fixing. I figured, that would happen immediately, but apparently
the fixer is a specialist, and the ones, who were doing the 
angiogram, are not. So I spent a few hours waiting for a pair
of busy specialists to have time. 

Once they showed up, one with me for the bloody stuff, and
one at the starwars console behind the thick lead glass, it went 
fairly fast. 

They do it without narcotics, since healing is much faster 
that way, and every now and then they ask for feedback.
It is quite an interesting procedure, but not something I 
want done too often. Supposedly it is all fixed now,
and as long as I do a lot of walking in fresh air, it should be 
OK from now on.

Have FUN!

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An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. --- Simon Cameron An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. ---- H. L. Mencken
A little boy returning home from school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced a football team enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, a man decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with the man. The next day she became his stepmother. (Men will never learn)
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Mark Thomas Wach, 43, of Palm City 'Fighting 'what redneck people do' PALM CITY, Fla., Nov. 28 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a man arrested for allegedly brawling with his son told officers he shouldn't be arrested because "fighting is what redneck people do." The Martin County Sheriff's Office said Mark Thomas Wach, 43, of Palm City was arrested Nov. 20 on charges, including aggravated domestic assault with a firearm and domestic battery, reported Monday. Investigators said Wach's 18-year-old son told deputies he confronted his father about 45 minutes before deputies arrived because the older man was intoxicated and shooting his pistol at the son's lawn mower in the yard of the 18-year-old's home, said. The son said he took the handgun from Wach, who left but came back a short time later with a shotgun he allegedly pointed at the younger man. The two men fought until a passing deputy noticed the altercation, investigators said. Wach allegedly refused to comply with the deputy's demands that he stop fighting and he was shocked three times with a stun gun before being taken into custody. Deputies said Wach did not understand why he was being arrested. "He then stated that he shoots in the yard all the time and that fighting is what redneck people do," the arrest report states.
Tech Support Pits: From: Steve Re: Grab individual PPS pictures Dear Webby, Do you know if there is a way to remove individual pictures from a powerpoint presentation? I get these from friends all the time, but sometimes there's only one picture I want to keep out of the bunch. Thanks Steve Dear Steve Just download and install Open Office. It includes Impress, and with that you can view a PPS file in editing mode, strip the sappy comments some people slobber over the pictrues, and copy individual pictures. You can even delete unsuitable pictures from a PPS or replace them with better ones. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?" "Yes granddaughter, it's me." "It's really, really you, grandmother?", the woman repeats. "Yes, it's really me, granddaughter." The woman looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, grandmother?" "Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me." The woman pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you." "Anything, my child." "Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"
Daily tip from Funnel as a String Dispenser For a handy way to have string at your fingertips, try this. Hang a cheap funnel as a dispenser, with the roll of twine or string in the top and the end running down through the spout. This is nice for a kitchen, basement, garage shop, or garden. Just keep a small knife handy to cut the twine or string. This will also keep you from having tangles and knots in the string or twine. It might even work for yarn for knitting or crocheting. By fossil1955 from Cortez, CO For yarn and wool use a tobacco or coffee tin with a screw-top lid, and punchor melt a smooth hole into the bottom. The can will keep dust off your yarn or wool, and can be stacked when not in use.. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm too drunk to walk."
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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