What is the scroll lock for? 

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Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, December 12

Sunday it snowed almost all day long. 
Acording to the forecast, it's supposed to stop snowing 
by morning. Wind is supposed to be gentle and the snow
shoveling might not be too bad. I probably won't do the sidewalk,
but definitely have to do the driveway from the garage to the road.

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Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt because of her age. "You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," they said. "I've already done that," she replied. "I did it last year." "You have to do it every year," she was told. "Why?" came the response. "Are you too senile to remember?"
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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."
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Tech Support Pits: From: Brad Re: What is the scroll lock for? Dear Webby, What is the scroll lock key for ? Is that just some old legacy stuff ? Brad Dear Brad The Scroll lock is mostly just for spreadsheet and database work. When you hit that, and then scroll, the highlighted cell stays in place, or at least in view, while the spreadsheet moves underneath it according to the arrow keys that you press. It also works in text documents, for example, when you prepare sheets of address labels. Normally, the arrow keys scroll the page, Scroll Lock keeps thepage in place, but scrolls the contents of the label, in which the cursor is. Hitting Scroll Lock again, returns the control to scrolling the entire page. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. " How do you know what to say?" he asked. "God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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A mother with a fidgety five-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still through the church sermon and be quiet. About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, if you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!' It worked."
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